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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I only listen to Hamilton in the room where shit crappens.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 369 views

  2. my penis port now offers lasting safety from the outside world and all it's annoying irregularities

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 304 views

  3. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack tripped over his floppy dick.

    By Reegman,
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  4. You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't come within 100 feet of a school as mandated by the court.

    By Reegman,
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  5. I like apple tree, but I like corn tree more.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. A corn-themed tour of Guangzhou in a surrey built for two? Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Well hello, there, Betty. You can call me Al...James Al.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. mano a mano, assuming of course you cano.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. browser history, trouser history : i mean is there really a difference anymore?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 297 views

  10. The creases in your trousers tell us a different story Mr. Bond

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  11. Umami Burger? No, Udaddy burger.

    By Adstoneable,
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  12. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a doctor a day keeps the cancer at bay!

    By Adstoneable,
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  13. A razored watermelon rine rarely wins when, even when it is the only competitor.

    By Adstoneable,
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  14. Puff the tragic flagon

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  15. They call me onion head because I love that crunchy round treat, of fried onion meat. A poem by Scott Aukerman titled: “With apologies to Slimer.”

    By Justa Punn,
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  16. The Wolfman had a pina colada at trader vics, and his hair was perfect. Today on our UK affiliate, Earwolf of London

    By Justa Punn,
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  17. From the folks that brought you The People Under the Stairway to Heaven's Gate, here's some more bullshit.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  18. You’re Listening to Earwolf, May the Canis Entertain Us! Speaking of anus, welcome to Comedy Bang Bang!

    By Justa Punn,
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  19. Like sharing a slice of grandma pie with an old pair of sweat pants you ain't seen in awhile.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. Hawkwind? Then stop feeding the thing burritos, ya nugget!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. There ain't no mountain high enough Ain't no valley low enough Ain't no river wide enough To keep me from getting to you babe. Said the stalker

    By Rapscallion,
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  22. Enemies bested, mammaries unvested (Oreste's besties' breasties sequestered); am I me? Sure, I am me: that's tested -

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. I sell seashells by the sea-shore; business is not going well and I live in the dunes.

    By MyBigHugeDad,
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  24. Cream-skinned genes make me cream my jeans; I'm a racist and sexually useless.

    By MyBigHugeDad,
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    • 305 views

  25. If this show were an "Al-Dente" pasta, Mom would still ruin dinner.

    By MyBigHugeDad,
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