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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I've got a pretty good catchphrase about the corns on my feet, but I don't wanna encroach on anyone else's territory

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. My doctor told me to give up bread and meat or I'll die. Then he said "there's a lot at steak, if you'll pardon the bun." I'm looking for a new doctor

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 408 views

  3. The only cookbook in my parents' house was Mastering the Art of French Cooking. As far as I'm concerned, that's Julia Child abuse

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 262 views

  4. snort korea #MoreLike

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. "Mazed and Corn-fused" would make a great name for a Halloween corn maze. Feel free to use it, spooky farmers.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 520 views

  6. With all the experience I gained working at Lids for the past 10 years, it's no surprise I tend to wear a lot of hats at my job.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  7. Sha Na Na cleared their Bowser history.

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. Thanks, guys! My corn-themed surprise party was quite the success—especially the part where I punched Santa in the beard and killed Ho Ho.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 310 views

  9. The rules of cornhole did not change between the last game and this one, southern Mark Wahlberg-impersonator Dirk Y’allberg.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 269 views

  10. “Ohhh myyy” said George Takei as he swallowed a fly—perhaps he’ll die. Too soon?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 353 views

  11. deaf ray hears what he wants to hear.

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 324 views

  12. It's our job to get all these paintings hung up perfectly. Now I'm gonna level with ya...

    By Pat Chaddams,
    • 0 replies
    • 294 views

  13. Opening this summer: Kenny G’eeses pizza! Share an eight slice or enjoy a six solo. You’ll be forever in love with our sentimental cheddar.

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 270 views

  14. I just want to kick back and watch the boob tube but my wife didn't cotton to me kicking her in the back and putting toilet paper tubes on her chest.

    By Pat Chaddams,
    • 0 replies
    • 290 views

  15. Here comes the sun, and the next thing you know you’ve got sun screen on your face.

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 288 views

  16. No sir, I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to my friend Burt, Raw Burt Deniro. Ooh baby, he likes it raw.

    By Pat Chaddams,
    • 0 replies
    • 311 views

  17. I love Spont, I love Lauren - I'm a Scotsman who wears a Sporran!

    By Bigsmak,
    • 0 replies
    • 335 views

  18. I'll have a number 4, a large shake, your pants, your job and your hand in marriage.

    By TheLittleFrogBoy,
    • 0 replies
    • 264 views

  19. All Salads are joking

    By Bigsmak,
    • 0 replies
    • 362 views

  20. This is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but with a Whopper.

    By TheLittleFrogBoy,
    • 0 replies
    • 226 views

  21. Brought to you by Sullivan’s Lobotomy: You’d have to have a lobotomy to be stupid enough to get your lobotomy somewhere else!

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 600 views

  22. I’m a sandwich artist below the belt, just ask and I’ll make your tuna melt. Welcome to Talkin’ Tang I’m your host Jason Mantzoukas.

    By Justa Punn,
    • 0 replies
    • 372 views

  23. Did E.T. shit in my bed because there's Reece’s feces in here

    By Justa Punn,
    • 0 replies
    • 323 views

  24. reading books is for needy cucks

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. You should never take life for granite. Because granite is a rock and that's a pretty stupid thing to kill someone over.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 315 views
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