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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. John Krasinski, Steve Carrell and Bryan Cranston star in the Mighty Mifflin Dunder Morphlin Power Rangers! Coming this summer. That’s what she said.

    By Justa Punn,
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  2. For that sweet pig meat you love to eat, the bacon in Macon will gorge ya in Georgia.

    By Justa Punn,
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  3. Saw Kenny Rogers playing Zelda upside down so I told him: if you’re gonna play the game boy, you gotta learn to play it right.

    By Justa Punn,
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  4. I’d totally take you out for chicken tenders, but I’m not fit to wear Fred Barry’s trademark suspenders.

    By Justa Punn,
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  5. Beautiful no doubt, with eyes music would register a noise complaint about. My stomach pit is enormous, you make me sick you’re disgustingly gorgeous.

    By Justa Punn,
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  6. I'm a little teapot, short and stout, but why are we focusing on my height and build when I'm a sentient teapot?

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  7. “Be kind, rewind” sounds like a catchphrase from a What’s Happening rip-off when the titular Rewind says something mean to his younger sister Toots.

    By Justa Punn,
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  8. Any burrito is a breakfast burrito if you eat it in the morning.

    By Justa Punn,
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  9. How goes it, bun wrapped meat casing?

    By Justa Punn,
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  10. Left side. Strong side. It’s up to you to find the best way inside me.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  11. Cash preferred but trash accepted because another man’s treasure and whatnot.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Un-womped jamz are almost as tragic as corn-less catchphrases.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Ira Glass can kiss my ass—he sold me third-class cornflax grass.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. If you see some of "Say Anything", say something about "Say Anything".

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. Timmy?.....Timmy?...Tim-OH DEAR, there you aren't!

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  16. What did The Count say to the irish twins who attacked doug benson?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. Im not saying little jack horner's fat but when he sit in a corner he sit around that corner

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. My thoughts on anal sex are murky at best and muddy at worst.

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. What's up, horny girl wolf?

    By JesseStu,
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  20. In a fortnight the fort's knight will think the new LED fort light quite tight, having spun it to the right

    By JesseStu,
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  21. If you're happy and you know it fap your clap

    By JesseStu,
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  22. More like "O.K." Simpson, as in "O.K. we believe you didn't murder your wife!".

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. while on the islands the cylon's pylon's styled in nylon

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. "Madman of the People" was the last real attempt at reviving the Coleman industry

    By Crummy Scrimmage,
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  25. If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it, brought yr ID to the courthouse, took a blood test, payed a fee & signed the marriage license

    By Pure Guava,
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