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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. So schlong, and taints for all the mammaries.

    By dog_in_space,
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  2. For anyone saying I don’t do squat, have you seen my ass?

    By Justa Punn,
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  3. First we watch Lethal Weapon then we can watch your Patrick Dempsey movie. No Glover no Lover Boy.

    By Justa Punn,
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  4. This just in: The Presidents of the United States of America hired a new lead singer. Millions for impeachment. Impeachment for me.

    By Justa Punn,
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  5. Most pot dispensaries come highly recommended.

    By Justa Punn,
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  6. theres many a slip tween she butt and you lip

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. Good Vs evil, dark Vs light, comedy bang bang Vs mediocrity ... All hail mediocrity

    By Bigsmak,
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  8. Look doctor, let's get one thing straight: my son's grotesquely curved spine.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. There are only 3 guarantees in life. Death, taxes, and liking the way you look in a Men's Warehouse suit.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  10. You say public fountain, I say walk-in bidet.

    By Shampoodler,
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  11. What is your purpose? To pass the ovuliferous inflorescences of transgenic maize. And the butter. You’re welcome.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Welcome to Colfax’s Corn Cob Pipe Emporium, where we don’t sell seashells and we’re nowhere near the seashore.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Well I’m running down the road tryin’ to loosen my load annnnnnnd there it goes. Note to self: no creamed corn before morning run.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. I used to believe that the children are our future, but I'm starting to think it's gonna be horses

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. Never Mind The Bullocks, Here's Miss Congeniality

    By Mozzarella Fitzgerald,
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  16. Yosser and his two mates had entered the leafless park each trailing their conversation behind them like scarves

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. I don't have to be the saxophonist as long as I sex oftenest!

    By fox the size of a guinea pig,   
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  18. If you think there’s no such thing as a gross amount of kittens I got news for ya, it’s 144.

    By Justa Punn,
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  19. I'm your Jamaican bad boy with high cholesterol; your blood clot bomboclat

    By TristanBaez,
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  20. well, we are probably just a computer simulation run by a more advanced society than ours, so why not accept jesus as your lord and savior?

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  21. You put your left foot in, you pull your left foot out—but as I’ve said before, it’s not that kind of show.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Vernon vends vitamins down in the Valley, visibly violating Vallejo’s vexing vagrancy ban.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. We don’t swim in your toilet, so please don’t pee in our pool. What’s that, honey? Oh, right. Soooooo I guess you can pee in our pool after all.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Hey! Don't touch me there, you aren't my priest!

    By papapwnz,
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  25. You might have an outie, you might have an innie; but one thing's for certain, you like My Cousin Vinnie.

    By slowestjogger,
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