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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I finally saw that movie For Colored Girls..... Wasn't for me.

    By reversemantra,
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  2. I finally saw that movie For Colored Girls. Wasn't for me.

    By reversemantra,
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  3. People say I have a swimmer's build. In fairness, I do have webbed feet and am completely hairless, but I try to see the positives.

    By reversemantra,
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  4. Shame shame I know your name... It's Shame Shame.

    By reversemantra,
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  5. Tel Aviv? I barely know Aviv!

    By reversemantra,
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  6. Nice risotto Blanderson Cooper, stick to news not shitty foods

    By Justa Punn,
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  7. Nice dinner Kate Bland Chef, stick to drama not chicken piccata

    By Justa Punn,
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  8. Nice bread, Shortened Ramsay. Stick to shitty little-chef puns not buttered little honey buns.

    By Justa Punn,
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  9. Last butt certainly not bleached, is what I say at the end of a tour of my naked body.

    By Justa Punn,
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  10. In his honor, the recharge kiosk at the theater where he trained will be named the Powers Booth.

    By Justa Punn,
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  11. The movie 48 Hours is only ninety minutes long, what a rip off! You will get your money’s worth with the movie 8 Seconds though.

    By Justa Punn,
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  12. Itchy blanket comforts everybody, itchy blanket conforms for nobody

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  13. me & my big mouth!!!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. This catchphrase is like a mime trapped in a mine screaming for help with broken fingers, it’ll never be heard.

    By Justa Punn,
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  15. I asked the priest to point out the Mother Superior because I figure it takes one to know nuns.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  16. I spilled Chobani on my chinos today. It was at my friend Dion's house. He laughed, while I wept. You see what I'm getting at here?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  17. If tragedy plus time equals comedy, does yes plus and equal improv?

    By theonlypeoplewhomatter,
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  18. We're at DefCOM FUN! Nuclear japes have been launched. Hug your funny bones tight and pray to whichever god is listening. Spoiler: None of them

    By Parrot Top,
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  19. For one week only, name your newborn Grimstaff for the chance to win a lifetime of insults for your child. Wizards need not apply.

    By Parrot Top,
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  20. Baby got back. Yes, back indeed. Back to her roots, finding herself right back where she began. She also has a great ass.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  21. There was a handsome ransom on Ted Danson's grandson.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  22. My girl got butt, my butt got girl. Butt, please give my girl back

    By slorgis_peggy,
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  23. I’ve been listening to Future Islands all day, and I’ve been wondering—do islands in the future have corn? If not, I’m fine right here in the present.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Of all the average bands in the world, the Eagles are the averagest. Welcome to the Hotel Mediocre.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Let me not to the marriage of butter and corn admit impediments—and also corn is not corn without salt.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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