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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. come squat on my kumquats after some rum shots

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. the militaristic indoctrination of the youth is as easy as taking Gandhi from a baby

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. Grapes of Wrath: famous novel or the morning after results from my wife's cheap-wine bender?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  4. I got 99 problems but inoperable testicular cancer is probably the worst one

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. Debra Winger? I hardly know her filmography! I'll check her IMDB page tonight

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. I guess I'm what you would call a Jaleel White Supremacist

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. Dance like nobody's watching, sing like nobody's listening, and masturbate like Bedford County doesn't have you under house arrest for public nudity

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. What would Scooby do? About this Messiah guy, I mean.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. Remember, there's no "Judge" in "Bud Cort"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  10. It's Grant Show time

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  11. I occasionally bing "crosby" but I never yahoo "serious"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  12. Court is now in session. The honorable Judge McConaughey is now presiding. All rise, all rise, all rise.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  13. Manet, Monet, I don't eVanGogh anymore!

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. The Land Before Time Part II takes place after the events depicted in The Land Before Time Part I. Hmm, sounds like time exists in this land after all

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. A forlorn & shipwrecked brother better ak like he know or I stomp the sucker

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. This is an audio performance of "Mah Liiife After Mah Wiiife", written and read for you by Scott Aukerman. Chapter 1: The Episode Where I Find Christ.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. I have athlete's foot, a gardener's thumb, an artistic eye, an Achilles heel, and three pinkies.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  18. Wholesale items half off? What's next, people marrying dogs?

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  19. I wanna pull the hairs from your mole in the worst way.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  20. Party in the back, party in the front. I got no job, so who gives a frunk?

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  21. Celebrity Death Binge, an American Pale Ale

    By slorgis_peggy,
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  22. That Lamar kid is just a one drick pony

    By Pure Guava,
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  23. Boy the way Glen Miller played / Songs that made the hit parade / His plane fell in a fusillade / And sharks ate his face

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 363 views

  24. Move along, there’s nothing to see here. And quit tapping that infuriating white-tipped stick, you weirdo.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. If I had a kernel of corn for every time I’ve wished I had a kernel of corn, I’d have all the corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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