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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Can you believe my grandma still likes anal sex at her age? And in a coma, no less!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. The horny gambler played his hand, right up the Queen's diamond, but he was banned for bottom dealing

    By Parrot Top,
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    • 506 views

  3. Dig a hole and plant your feet, to grow a you-tree and reap the meat

    By Parrot Top,
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  4. Keep your feet to your side of the room, mother. Anything on this side is mine and, if needs be, that means your toes.

    By Parrot Top,
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    • 416 views

  5. Hey, could you please downward purge the black tartareous cold infernal dregs adverse to life? Thanks!

    By Schnickpot,
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  6. I need to use your bathroom, but not for the usual reasons

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. My birthday is 555-0199.

    By Schnickpot,
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  8. Shawarma Police, arrest this girl. Her hot dog hairdo is breaking up me chill.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. INT. ZOO CLONING LAB - DAY Two Matt Damons are engaged in a celebratory hug. Success!

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BONER!-R-R-R-R

    By Preternatural Poitier,
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  11. Billy Joel sang, "A bottle of red, a bottle of white. It all depends upon your appetite". Maybe it should've depended on if he was driving that night.

    By Reegman,
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  12. It's all fun and Marvin Gaye, until somebody gets it on.

    By JoeBergs,
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  13. The true nature of a man is revealed by the way he reads a catchphrase

    By Pure Guava,
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  14. I'm sorry to bother you, but I am a chicken.

    By FictionalWookie,
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  15. uneven stevens inner demons took the form of warm wet semen

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. sombre loss is candy floss to trolling dross - so ban them, boss!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. I think that I shall never see. A poem so lovely as 36 DD.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  18. Where there's a will there's a smith

    By A_Latin_Aladdin,
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  19. I'm more of a DC man myself! That is, Dickensian collections. I collect books by Charles dickens. What is a wonder woman?

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  20. Obama Girl!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. Verily, verily, I say unto thee, I stand up to shit and sit down to pee

    By Parrot Top,
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  22. Well, aren't you a tall glass of Flint water on a hot summer's day?

    By MarilynMonhoe,
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  23. What have you done for me Chelsea Lately?

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  24. There's no time like the present. Except for 6:02pm tomorrow and the day after that, and the day after that, and...

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 370 views

  25. I don't want to grow up, I'm a ToysRUs giraffe and already pretty tall.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 322 views
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