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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Fun fact: the Harlem Globetrotters was originally a team of New York globe salesmen. They failed when trying to launch a hollow earth alternate.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  2. Snakey feelings, shaky ceilings, my smile is wolfish

    By slorgis_peggy,
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  3. Just watched the Family Guy/Simpsons crossover ep. Meh. I would have called it Springhog.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Flat, my ass. The earth is a homeomorphic coplanar topogram with cross-embedded Cartesian autohedric Gunterblass spaces.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Was your mom raised in a barn? Cause she looks a lot like a horse I used to bang.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. I got 99 problems - Wayne Gretzky really hates me.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  7. I love you for your mind. Your, dirty, dirty mind.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  8. This is Comedy Bang Bang, I'm Scott Aukerman and I'd like to welcome my guests Paul F Tompkins, Andy Daly, and Lauren Lapkus to the show

    By MichaelMcAnally,
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  9. I was going to do a catchphrase about the accident at the light bulb factory but it was too dark.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  10. Me? I'm no patriot. Tom Brady is a Patriot.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  11. If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends. Because I'm into sloppy seconds.

    By MichaelMcAnally,
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  12. Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy Chewbacca is a Wookie

    By MichaelMcAnally,
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  13. I rate irate pirates on ire and hate.

    By Dino Is My Dad,
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  14. i got a catchphrase suggestion: and it's remarkably similar to my last one

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. Big Fury, help me dust my knuckles off

    By slorgis_peggy,
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  16. I was hoping to score a hot piece of ass, but I got the cold shoulder instead. Worst cannibal potluck ever

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. Friendly reminder, guys: Even in the world of a sharing economy, keep genital warts to yourself.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  18. A catchphrase a day keeps the doctor away. He really hates them!

    By Bigsmak,
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  19. Never, and I repeat never, then I repeat never once more and walk straight out the coffee shop without paying

    By Parrot Top,
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  20. For every mystery, there is someone, somewhere, who knows the truth. Perhaps that someone is watching. Perhaps... it's you.

    By MichaelMcAnally,
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  21. This summer, make sure to practice safe BBQing by frequenting my new restaurant "Ribs For Your Pleasure".

    By Mozzarella Fitzgerald,
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  22. This week's show is brought to you by the 2018 Fyre Fest. Set your expectations to stunned and underwhelmed.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  23. I left out corn for Santa so that I wouldn't get Colfax in my stocking.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  24. Fuck you, asshole!

    By Smozi,
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  25. As the late, great Rob Zombie once said, "Rage in the cage and piss upon the stage. Only one sure way to bring the giant down."

    By MichaelMcAnally,
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