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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I can scat better than just about anybody and my jazz vocal improvisations are pretty good too.

    By Mozzarella Fitzgerald,
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  2. I don't want to be that guy, but it's actually Wankenstein's Monster. You can tell by all the monster cum everywhere.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. Shaft only shakes hands with his mom because he's a bad motherhugger.

    By Shampoodler,
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  4. Open the door, get on the floor, everybody go see that new movie with Pauly Shore

    By MichaelMcAnally,
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  5. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, thank you to Shampoodler for that catchphrase submission.

    By MichaelMcAnally,
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  6. What'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis? D'oh. How you doin'? Yadda Yadda Yadda. Heeeeere's Scotty!

    By MichaelMcAnally,
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  7. Does anyone know where I can get a copy of the latest Crash Test Dummies album?

    By MichaelMcAnally,
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  8. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's wife for me.

    By MichaelMcAnally,
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  9. Jason, you have to stay. Yeah, Mr. Waterfalls, we need you. You belong here with us. I implore you - Don't go Jason Waterfalls.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  10. Look, I can't stress this enough. THhhhiiiiiiiiiiIIIISSSSS ENNnooouuggghh! Hmm? Maybe I can.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  11. After telling the ebony gentleman at the door his services weren't requested, I remembered I might have misspelled "blackmail" in my recent wishlist.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  12. You don't have to dance for that dirty old man anymore.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. Smoove C here, baby. Let me be the first to assure you that among all bangin’ ladies I hold you in the highest regard, and that with the stimulating l

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Easy guys—I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like you. Except once my pants are on, I write fabulous corn-themed catchphrases.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cornbread.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. #ThatIsNotWhatIMeantAtAll

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know because of my severe sewer rat allergy.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  18. En route to shoot her he used a super computer to sooth n suture his future tutor and ensure that beaut your rootin'll be cool with pootin'

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. …and lo Heston said to the doorman at the 1989 grammy awards: let Nia Peeples go!

    By Justa Punn,
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  20. Spread it on Thicke. Is what I said to Alan while he buttered my toast.

    By Justa Punn,
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  21. Gonna buy some butter substitute with all that money I earn. That’s the profit margarine.

    By Justa Punn,
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  22. News disappoints me. Not for fake stories, because every time an anchor says “here’s what’s happening” they never show an episode of What’s Happening.

    By Justa Punn,
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  23. I’ll infiltrate your sensual place at a slow pace, from me you’ll get no haste it isn’t a race to give you chills from the lines my fingers trace

    By Justa Punn,
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  24. Chickety China the Chinese Chicken. It's called General Tso's you Canadian fucks.

    By AquaGoat,
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  25. I scream, you scream, we all scream, as Godzilla goes on a destructive rampage through beautiful Tokyo.

    By AquaGoat,
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