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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm playing hardball in my negotiations to play for the National Softball League.

    By Stu Pedasso,
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    • 271 views

  2. Thorax of ant, grasshopper's eye; this is the potion for good insect pie

    By Steezo Beezy,   
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    • 265 views

  3. Brevity, here meaning to speak succinctly, is the soul, which is to say the driving force of humor more specifically the subset of humor known as wit.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 343 views

  4. Friends, Pizza, Pizza, lend me your ears. I come to bury Little Caesar, not to praise him.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 357 views

  5. Hey, you rascally kids, Get off of my lawn... And into my car.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 335 views

  6. Prudish mistress misplaced the mattress protector, thine wife lay in moisture later this night

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  7. Curious cat killed himself

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  8. One man's ceiling is another man's floor and one man's pants are another man's long-sleeve shorts.

    By jaredthedestroyer,
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  9. Franz forgot a diaphragm and figured he'd find four in Fanny's full fannypack. The fool froze in fear as feminine fingers deflowered his efforts.

    By dog_in_space,
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  10. Too many times I've tried to tame the tiger. This time he tore my taint in twain.

    By dog_in_space,
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    • 454 views

  11. I wonder if Wonder Woman wears a Wonderbra and what her womb will weigh? What? Too weird?

    By dog_in_space,
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  12. Uuuuuuugh... I came.

    By dog_in_space,
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  13. Waiter, there's a fly in my soup - and by "soup" I mean web, and by "waiter", I mean a spider waiter

    By FattWatson,
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  14. That's not a seal, it's the ghost of Mickey Rooney! No, wait - it's a seal.

    By FattWatson,
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  15. Excuse me Caught Stalkermen, I don't mean to be Frank, but can I have your Hot Dog?

    By TheSwirlyPat,
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  16. Hello it's me, Scott Aukerman, just cutting in before the show begins to apologize for the truly abhorrent racism on display during one of our segment

    By Gym Sockerman,
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    • 505 views

  17. I've soured on the cream, but am quite fancy for the mustard.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  18. Those con men took me to the cleaners. Which was nice considering I had some mustard on my lapel.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 321 views

  19. I just made Scott say gushing grannies

    By karatekabob,
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  20. No matter how attractive you are, you still have a gross butthole.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  21. You're shallow thoughts, I can plainly see, denegrate and emasculate Gary Busey's loosey gooseys.

    By Dead_Armadillos,   
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  22. There’s only one thing as good as right-off-the-stalk, sun-warmed sweet corn, and that’s getting my womps jammed first thing on a Monday morning.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 394 views

  23. Once a potato, always a sucker for butter

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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    • 686 views

  24. My latest sit-rom-dramedy will confuse your emotions and help you find love!

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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    • 500 views

  25. It's corn pie or no pie!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 387 views
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