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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. No need to apologize, that's not my underwear anymore.

    By JaredKeebzKaelber,
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  2. Be careful not to Jaywalk or you could end up in the Headlines!

    By Tubastank,
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  3. 'wiener shake' as a verb: Nasty. 'wiener shake' as a noun: Tasty.

    By Andy_futureboy,
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  4. not my finest hour, even i can admit that.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. Sean Connery smothered my last mother to death with mein cock'n'ballz but now you think you've 'GotWhatItTakes'?!?! #GoFuckYourself

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. 'i barely trust my dick to cum now, let alone heed life advice.' said the @writer to anyone who'd either: A: - LISTEN or B - PAY

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. Thought I saw Christian Slater fixing a roof on a church, but turns out, it was literally a 'Christian slater.' Probably wasn't Holly Hunter in those

    By Andy_futureboy,
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  8. Dear farmer, you no say "Maggie, me plow, me plow the land." A leaky vroom-vroom plow!

    By izzygrizzly,
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  9. "Is this eponymous Hieronymous Bosch synonymous with glamourous?" asks the posh frosh to his unwashed bro Josh. "Gosh, I'm at a loss," Josh riposts...

    By izzygrizzly,
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  10. I never liked that bombastic sumbich anyway

    By outfromthewild,
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  11. Suave Raul always gets his man

    By Sean__Draper,
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  12. I want my tombstone to read "Free at last" I whispered into the Dunkin Donuts order window

    By Sean__Draper,
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  13. Beer me grandma, I think I smell the apocalypse a-comin'

    By Sean__Draper,
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  14. Take me down to the Paradise City. Leave the Meter Running. I'll be right out, I've just got to drop off this coke to the band.

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. And yay the lord said, "If thine mentions are plaguedth by racists. Report thine enemies to Twitter. Nothing will be done. But thou has to keep busy."

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. Hi I'm Rick Tinfoil owner of Tinfoil Carpets - the only effective way to Ninja Proof your home. And I'd like to talk to you about the Illuminati.

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. Today's show is sponsored by Charlie and The Laxative Factory - Roald Dahl's explosive undiscovered manuscript

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. Step Up 5: Step Down From The Ledge You've Got Your Whole Life Ahead Of You.

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. Free Styling baby! Please donate to Styling's Legal Fund. His family are starving. Please help.

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. In Norway they serve catchphrases pickled in brine. Like herring or your hopes and dreams.

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. I don't like cricket. Oh No. End of song.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. I'm singing in the rain. Just singing in the rain. I'm being shushed in the rain. I'm being asked to leave the rain. I'm barred from the Rain Theatre.

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. I may be petula-kidneyed but by gum I'm not lily-livered. And I'll fellate any man that says I am.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. In France, the plants with ants dance in a trance likely caused by bad rhyming and poor timing. Those without ants remained calm.

    By sagaciousturkey,   
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  25. I'm an ordinary guy. Burning down the house. Sweeping up the ash. Filling in the forms. Being Jailed for insurance fraud.

    By SideofMcG,
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