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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you start off with nothing then you've got nothing to lose but more importantly how did you get into my casino in the first place?

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. Capital letters, smalltime bettors, watch your mouth around those Irish Setters.

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. It's the first time around that'll give you the sweats, second time round time to lay your bets.

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. Wrestling's not fixed if you use cheap enough glue.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. When there was only one set of footprints... those were the times that one of us remembered to wipe our feet.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. Wake me up before you yo-go - the new caffeine-infused yoghurt drink from the people that brought you Bug Juice - the bugs you can drink!

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. I'm young, dumb and full of bumblebees.

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. Never send a bean counter to do a formica counter's work.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. All Salads like to joke... Aside from the ones who don't!

    By Bigsmak,
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  10. I once met a man who promised that he would make me a millionaire. He did... But I used to be a Billionaire!

    By Bigsmak,
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  11. The Princess and the pea would be a much shorter story if they got that bitch a memory foam

    By Jacobegg,
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  12. I heard that a prostitute's customer took his mountain lion to the woods for a week with a cantaloupe. It was a John-Cougar-Melon-Camp!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  13. Little diddy, 'bout Jack and Diane. Jack from Will & Grace, and Diane from Cheers. They never crossed over.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  14. I watched the director's cut of Kulap V Laysack last night. It was just as boring, but really fleshed out the characters more.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  15. Putrid piss as putrid puss.

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
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  16. Thrice I thrust the thunder into Thumper's thorax. Rabbit season indeed.

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
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  17. I actually prefer Hawaiian pants.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  18. I love drinking my Djin Gin while wearing my Genie Jeans.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  19. Use promo-code "juice" for your free admission to the holocaust museum.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  20. Judge, Jurry and Ice cream salesman who travels back in time to meet "The Tall Man."

    By JordanMaywood,
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  21. If a "Man Purse" is called a "Murse" why is the version "or women" not a "Wurse" ? Hashtag Feminism.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  22. A no nonsense approach to nonsense is required. Some birds actually eat giant Spiders.

    By Bigsmak,
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  23. I just got back from doing donuts in the parking lot. Needless to say the seats are full of crumbs and my penis is covered in a sugary glaze.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  24. The name's Jim. I'm a prison guard who steals and deals precious gems on the side. I'm Jim the Jewel-Man Jailer.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  25. Props to Gallagher and Carrot Top, and big props to the cast of "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids".

    By Pat Chaddams,
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