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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "The man in the gabardine suit is a spy."

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. Time flys when your having fun just like how babys fly when you throw them off a roof

    By sodapopcat,
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  3. Speak of the Devil and he shall appear, but he's always a little hurt you're not glad to see him.

    By sodapopcat,
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  4. Booze Cruise Dolores once met a slow loris in a Laotian forest...

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines,
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  5. I know I'm juicy but contain yourself, the elf on the shelf sees all.

    By The_son-of_ghost-dad's_sun,
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  6. Twice the toad betrayed me but only once did he lick the blood from my boots

    By The_son-of_ghost-dad's_sun,
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  7. It takes two to tango, but it takes a medical professional to get the thorns out of your mouth.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  8. When I die, I hope my face falls into a bowl of applesauce so it sprays all over my family!

    By hussboyham,
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  9. Rain drop drop top I'm Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop

    By bingbonghappyfuntime,
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  10. Hot cup of Java? No thanks, I prefer my programming ice cold!

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  11. old orcs were elves once, and Melkor whittling

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. Syrup rhymes with stirrup, so let's all ride ponies to Waffleburg

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  13. What kind of Mickey Mouse operation is this?! And what kind of Goofy colonoscopy is that?!

    By CrackJammer,
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  14. Make some noise for M.C. Titburger!

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. Flat-Girthers believe that the Earth is round and all penises are wide

    By Pure Guava,
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  16. Priory Mail gets your letter to God in two days or your money back

    By Pure Guava,
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  17. It is with a heavy heart that I announce my diagnosis of having an extremely fatty heart.

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. ZuZu's Petals to the ZuZu Metals

    By Pure Guava,
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  19. Marc's cat learns the true meaning of Christmas on an all new Maron.

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. Why buy the milk at the grocery store when you can have the milk for free?

    By Mister Malaka,
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  21. Hand-holding and hands go hand in hand, but don’t hold my hand, man

    By lilybobthornton,   
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  22. We talk to people you've not heard before (because of that gosh darned Open Door)

    By NotlobParrot,   
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  23. I'm Tom Bodett for Comedy Bang Bang, and we'll leave the recording on for you.

    By beanj13,
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  24. flow out The poopies. We SMELT another world

    By slorgis_peggy,
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  25. I'm hesitant to boast, but from coast to coast I'm the host with the most who makes great toast.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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