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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. People who smile more live on average .07 seconds longer than those who don't.

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo,
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  2. Choose this catchphrase because my mom has cancer. And by cancer I mean great breasts.

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo,
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  3. I'm going to go out on a limb here, because that squirell stole my girlfriend.

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo,
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  4. A large group of beetles is called a called a possi. Paul McCartney killed Tupac.

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo,
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  5. Mele kalikimaka is the isalnd way to say all dog clothing is 50% off.

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo,
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  6. Daylight savings time has been pushing back clocks for too long. REVOLT!!!

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo,
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  7. blow the sloth-froth from your south-mouth, ma'am?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Due to my strong personal convictions, I wish to stress that this film in no way endorses a belief in our host.

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  9. Elvis really let himself go, more like 3,000 miles of waistband

    By BonjaminJehnson,   
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  10. This makes Shakespeare look like he was hitting a notebook with a bone

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  11. Never EVER! tell me the score! I like to be surprised by the music in this film

    By Vwhiteboywasted,
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  12. Guess what, everybody...

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  13. Rollin down the row, smokin’ green shucks, sippin’ on fresh goat milk, with my mind on my cornfield and my cornfield on my mind

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Outside of a dog, corn is a man’s best food. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to eat corn. Whaaat? It’s never too dark to eat corn!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. On today’s Auckertown, Scott raps about having sex with your mother and then waxes drunkish about the meaning of life.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Millennials jeans are so tight that they cant even salute the flag.

    By BonjaminJehnson,   
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  17. You can always tell when a poor person is opening champagne...

    By BonjaminJehnson,   
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  18. When I was a kid...

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. All the world's a stage....

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. topical creams with topical references.....

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. How many chumps could Donald Trump trump if Donald Trump could trump chumps?

    By NathanJoel,
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  22. suck muh knutt or play puttputt - whichever you choose just shut the fuck up

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. you have bled with wallace ...now bleed with me. just keep it on the runner guys ok?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. That was a lovely poem, Kathy. You're really progressing as a writer. Speaking of progress, any news on my caramel macchiato?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. Jingle jangle that pee pee. Don't you get drops on that toilet seat seat

    By Say Gooey,   
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