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1. The Conner's was a boy, the Tanner's was a girl but the best TV DJ of 1991 has got to be Grandmaster B. Better luck next year, MC Night Court.

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2. You say you've got a blue futon? I say you're wasting your time. Just call that bad-boy a bluton.

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3. Aloe Vera Wang tropical sunburn dresses currently out of stock.

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4. Kid tested, mother approved and father remained ambivalent towards kid's below average test results.

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5. Duck confit is just French for duck served with feet.

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6. Don't put baby in the corner. Just leave him in the middle seat and crack a window. We'll be right back, we're only bowling 1 game.

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7. Hey Mr.DJ, put a sweater on, you're going to France with my baby.

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8. Fosters. Australian for fake parents

   By BonjaminJehnson, July 24, 2017
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9. If at first you suck balls, you've pulled out too many ribs

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10. How many Shake Shack shakes should Shaq shake if Shaq shook Shake Shack shakes

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11. Hens love roosters, geese love ganders, everyone else loves Comedy bang bang

    By SnootyPootsDoesItAgain, July 23, 2017
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12. Excuse me waiter there's a Jeff Goldblum in my soup

    By Tyranasplosion Wrecks, July 23, 2017
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13. Wider. Open Up. That's it. Down the Hatch. Yummy. DIRT!

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14. The hip-replacement hep cat hobbled homeward. Hail Hanukkah.

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15. Cause I've been shaving and sharting so long that even my Mama thinks that my mind is gone.

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16. The serene sienna sun slowly sinks sensually into the Southern Singapore seas so suck it!

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17. Headphones should be called loud earmuffs.

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18. Might as well face it I'm addicted to love.... Which is what I call heroin.

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19. FREE MUMIA

    By KrangkaDelic, July 23, 2017
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20. I have been to Houston, and I can assure you that it is *not* space.

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21. How much cake would a cake boss bake w/ a cakebug-based tax break?

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22. If it fits, I sits!

    By PhiladelphiaCollins, July 23, 2017
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23. What's up hotdog?

    By TheMisterPipes, July 22, 2017
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24. Et tu, Booty?

    By skylerwhitedidnothingwrong, July 22, 2017
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25. Teach a man how to hammer, he'll build you a house. Teach a serial killer how to hammer you're probably not bright.

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor, July 22, 2017
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