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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. what exactly is a joke?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. I thought I heard September but it was just August of wind.

    By Sonlightfoot,
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  3. dot dot dot cotton

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. But break, my heart, for I must hold my tongue... while I pierce my puffy nipples.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. Hoped I'd find Pennywise in the sewer, but I only found this stupid $20 bill instead.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. Payback is a bitch. Hey don't talk about my mama like that. Shut up Payback Jr!

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  7. "What's up Dog" meet "Catsup Dog"

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  8. More like Steven Seagull! That guy is a bird with webbed feet that eats small fish!

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  9. Please be more careful with autocorrect in your texts. I was worried you were going to put on weight by doing "massive lines of cake."

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  10. Just call me the pistachio police because I'm always bustin' nuts.

    By Shampoodler,
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  11. With all the problems we currently have, what did the President see that caused him to ban Transcendental Meditation?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  12. I once gave Jill Ebola while listening to Billy Joel. E.coli, though, I got from Cotton Eyed Joe.

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
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  13. I can't tell shit from shinola, but damn do my shoes smell bad.

    By StrawDawg,
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  14. Nobody knew what Steve was planning, we just knew he smelled like fish.

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. Drugs Rule Everything Around Me

    By WhoppersJunior,
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  16. At the end of the day, it doesn't matter how much money you've got. Throughout the rest of the day, however, it matters quite a bit

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. Fun fact: you're a dick

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. If you're looking for love in all the wrong places, then you'll probably find luck in the late Cretaceous.

    By TheGreatIdahoan,
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  19. And as the Lady of the Lake emerged from the water, she turned to the young King Arthur and said thusly "seriously dude, you can't feed the ducks here

    By Tyranasplosion Wrecks,
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  20. Ooooooh, that’s dilly relish!

    By dw3000,
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  21. It's not Adam and Steve, it's Adam and Toyota. What the hell is a Steve Corolla, anyway?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  22. Ah, but no one ever said not to lick my gift horse in the south.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  23. Maybe she's born with it... maybe it just grew there, either way she should probably have a doctor look at it.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  24. my uncle ricky has a 10 foot ikky

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. nothing signifies sigma pi's stigmatizing snickers thighs like Sigurdsons' siren's sterilizingly-stylish smile

    By KrangkaDelic,
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