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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'd like to get rid of my dog cuz he's always ripping up the furniture but then I would have no one to blame for all the piss and shit on the floor.

    By FatDicTheOverWeighterInveg8r,
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  2. An engraved chess set for your enraged marmoset

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. Like Fresh Air for dipshidiots.

    By FatDicTheOverWeighterInveg8r,
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    • 321 views

  4. Ding Dong the witch is dead, she slipped off her roof when checking for leaks (Because water will melt her you see!)

    By Bigsmak,
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  5. If this garden doesn't start growing bodies, I'm going to stop planting corpses when through with them.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  6. I’m on a “seafood” diet. I primarily eat fish and shellfish.

    By dw3000,
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  7. Pick a topic and then cast it to the eternal damnation of hell in my lord Satan's name amen!

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  8. I'm a prime example of why sex and d-Lysergic Acid Diethylamide are never the 'cool' thing to do

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  9. Great sassy molasses, I forgot I'm pregnant!

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  10. Tell me a joke and I'll fiddle your diddle and by diddle I mean kill you and by fiddle I mean rob you

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  11. For this show, my name is no longer Scott, for this show ONLY, my name will forever be Patrick.

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  12. If I didn't know any better, I'd hardly know at all

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  13. You got onions in my hot fudge sunday and I got my ball sack on your onions

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  14. What came first, crack or the government?

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  15. Rimjob me or give me a job, I don't ask for much

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  16. If you C-3P0, say Threepio.

    By MeSoCorny,
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  17. Jelly Donuts were absolutely my favorite growing up, but I just can't eat them anymore! Turns out those donuts were never donuts and had been guinea

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. Lot of kids grow up playing the game where they pretend the floor is lava and they climb around trying to avoid touching it. I played the same sort o

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. Hello, my name is Jimmy, and I’m a corncrackoholic.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. An astoundingly atrocious appetizer, award-aggregating actress Amy Adams' Acorn and Anchovy Applesauce annihilated Amanda’s Annual August Affair.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the only podcast that jumps the shark on porpoise!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. "Harry and the Hendersons"? More like "John Lithgow Fucks a Wookie".

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  23. Pogohauntas loves to jump all over Jamestown.

    By Pure Guava,
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  24. Dead baseball players hate Mondays and love lasagna at the Garfield of Dreams.

    By Pure Guava,
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  25. 1987's MegaMan sez: "grow up, dickwad!"

    By KrangkaDelic,
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