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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you quibble over kibble, shut your yap and get it in your gap.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. And that was the day we all learned the hidden value of a prostate exam.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. From Beer to eternity more like! Don't Glug Glug the Slug Slug.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  4. Consistency is Key Lime Pie.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  5. Moist like NOICE!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. The doctor bent him over, took a quick glance up his can, and said...

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. Hang onto my breast milk, I got an ass to kiss

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  8. Hang on to my breast milk, I got an ass to kick

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  9. Comedy is just like hang gliding! One minute you're high and the next minute you're hanging onto a metal bar until you crash into the side of mountai

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  10. I just got shot for the first time! I gotta tell the MRS.!

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  11. Master of the house, master of the ceremonies, master of his spouse and all of her territories

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  12. For years I thought the word "handsome" meant you had a hand disfigurment

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  13. Oh, suddenly you dislike it when I toy with the people you love! It's like I don't know you anymore!

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  14. Dollars for donuts, I don't know who put the bop in the bopshoobopshoonazi

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  15. I have nipples, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO FEED A RANDOM CHILD

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  16. I came here for 3 things: unwanted sex, chicken wings, and being asked to take off my shoes. Welcome to United.

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  17. Who you talkin' to, Brutis??

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  18. If Goofy was a dog who could talk, but Pluto was a dog who couldn't talk, why do I still get incredibly turned on by both of them.

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  19. You're going to have to quite running away from your fear of clowns and face IT

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  20. No matter how much you enjoy his antics, Beetle Bailey is a deserter now and should be shot on sight.

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  21. Seventy slick salamanders ate some ice cream. Seventy sick salamanders slept by the taco truck. Call animal control, Beau, what is wrong with you?

    By angryrose,
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  22. Beeches and birches are covered with bark, and beaches and deserts are covered with sand, but my hand is just covered with leaches. Boy, do they suck!

    By Schnickpot,
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  23. Sticks and stones may break my bones, so please put them down slowly

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  24. Growing up, I knew this girl named Dorkus, who sadly had an unfortunate personality to match. Even worse, there was no "She's All That" style transfor

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  25. You can take the girl out of the breast milk, but you can't take the breast milk out of the girl

    By yodellingwalrus,
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