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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. when I point, you pee (just like that)

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  2. I'm what one might call a reverse Crying Game, if one were terribly insensitive

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  3. If Tupac is dead, if Biggie is dead, if a penny is molded with Lincoln's head, how many licks does it take to get to the center of my butt?

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  4. I don't know what they told you to wear, but I'm wearing a condom

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  5. I had an old boy, but I drowned him in a river, I drowned, drowned, drowned him in a river of sin

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  6. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, yahtzee

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  7. I'd like to speak to the manager but am afraid because he is a ghost

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. A Catchphrase a day keeps the doctor away. A catchphrase a week, she'll let you have a peek!

    By Bigsmak,
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  9. I am the Lindbergh baby. The body that was found? Oh, just some asshole I met at the park.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  10. I'm a lobbyist for the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. We're the big money behind little titties.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. Five bucks for a suck. Ten clams for chlamydia and if you want to drop a deuce I'll cop a squat and shit on ya. That's what the Leprechaun should say

    By FatDicTheOverWeighterInveg8r,
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  12. Dizzy rizzy fizzy be the trouble with my bubble I be straight up dunking doobies with my bubble on the rubble

    By jasonsjuice,
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  13. I won! Where, I can't see? Here, diagonally! Pretty sneaky, sis. DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER!?!

    By StrawDawg,
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  14. Mama wanna scoot her patootie into that Diet Coke cutie!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. Aaand hard cut. No, smash cut. Ok, now jump cut. Hard into jumping smash cut.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  16. I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore! Except I totally will, and I'll just go rage tweet about it instead.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. They say don't throw out the baby with the bathwater but that drowned baby's bloated corpse had been floating in rancid water for almost a week.

    By FatDicTheOverWeighterInveg8r,
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  18. You reap what you sow. I sew reefer into the sleeves and seams of dirty clothes. I then sell those clothes in the parking lot at Phish and Dead shows.

    By FatDicTheOverWeighterInveg8r,
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  19. Bangers and Mash. Bangers and Mash sang Miley Cyrus as I ate my breakfast and she rode my mustache.

    By FatDicTheOverWeighterInveg8r,
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  20. "Loose lips sink ships" said Tommy to little Johnny as he opened Dad's can of Cope and took a dip. But when little Johnny took a dip from his lips the

    By FatDicTheOverWeighterInveg8r,
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  21. Shaq shafted Shaft by shaking Shaft's Shasta so Shaft shifted Shaq's shaft.

    By Mister Malaka,   
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  22. Mirror mirror on the wall. Behind the two way mirror theres a camera pointing at the shower stall.

    By FatDicTheOverWeighterInveg8r,
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  23. There's no beeswax like Sloane's beeswax.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. When the genie asked me what i would want if I could have any three wishes. I thought he said witches so I asked for Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica

    By FatDicTheOverWeighterInveg8r,
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  25. This isn't a threat, it's a promise. Thats what I told my girlfriend when I gave her a Promise Ring. She took it as a threat.

    By FatDicTheOverWeighterInveg8r,
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