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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I eat Bazooka Joe laxatives for shits and giggles.

    By HotSaucerman,
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  2. George Washington could not tell a lie about liking big butts, a fact his brothers tried to deny.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. It was the best of times. It was the worst of times? Jesus Christ Dickens make up your Goddamned mind!

    By FatDicTheOverWeighterInveg8r,
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  4. When I told my arrogant friend to be more self effacing he took out his erection, doubled over and smugly blurted out between thrusts "Hows...this...

    By FatDicTheOverWeighterInveg8r,
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  5. Life is like a box of chocolates, they're supposed to last ages, but you always eat them all in one go!

    By Bigsmak,
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  6. I'd be blue too if God was always walking on me.

    By Schnickpot,
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  7. Last night I dreamed I was king of a hundred anthills, each of which was filled with musical notes. An earthquake hit, and melodies erupted like lava.

    By Schnickpot,
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  8. When life gives you almonds, goats, and Beyonce, make milk, milk, and Lemonade.

    By dw3000,
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  9. There was a farmer who had a dog and Bingo was his name-o. The man's, that is. The dog's name-o was Roger McPherson.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  10. More like Netflix and ill. I just streamed the content of my bowels all over your couch!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  11. Now that's a horse of a different color, which explains why he's disproportionately punished for minor drug offenses.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  12. And Lo! And Lo! My stream bursts forth with sing-song! Ho Ho! Ho Ho! Thank you for touching my Comedy Bing Bong!

    By souleraser,   
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  13. If I had a hi fi, then I'd use your wifi, that first line is a palindrome, but now we're in the slant rhyme zone.

    By getpaid4free,
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  14. Why go Raw-dog when you can go Aug-dog?

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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  15. I know this is a bit of a blanket statement but here goes...I took a bite of my blanket.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  16. While you were flirting with disaster, I was 69'in chaos.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. Hey Playboy, FALSE ADVERTISING! Where are all the sweet pics of Beckett, Miller and Williams?

    By Benjamin Gettin' Yahoo,
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  18. If a stitch in time saves nine, Leatherface must spend a lot of his day just chillin'

    By Benjamin Gettin' Yahoo,
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  19. If you wanna make an omelette, you're gonna have to fake a few O's.

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. You win some, you lose some. At dim sum you choose some.

    By Benjamin Gettin' Yahoo,
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  21. Welcome to the Dunder Dome, where two men enter, that's what she said

    By Pure Guava,
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  22. One frog, two frog, raw dog, balrog

    By MikMak,
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  23. turns out life itself was racist all along

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. Some nights he could swear that he heard her soft footsteps at the door accompanied by an indiscernible clatter and faint scratching sound that he

    By FatDicTheOverWeighterInveg8r,
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  25. meeker wimps with steeper limps need sleeker blimps to sneak a glimpse at her simple chimps dimpled gimps prints of Sneaker Pimp's bleaker hits

    By KrangkaDelic,
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