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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. All the best band names start with the letter B. I mean you've got The Beatles, you've got The Beach Boys and, of course, The Brolling Stones.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  2. I had sex with Dr. Seuss. I fucked him for the story.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  3. I swallow toothpaste to clean the teeth I've swallowed.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  4. I'm a good kisser, ‘cause I use a ton of mouth.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  5. I’ll go to strip clubs the odd time. 7:13 am. That’s an odd time to go.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  6. There's no accounting for taste. There's also no accounting department for Taste Incorporated so pay day is absolute chaos.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  7. Helen Mirren is sooo hot and sooo old her testicles stick to other people's legs!

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  8. At the end of the day, if you really think about it, we're all just made of Ziggy Stardust.

    By getpaid4free,
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  9. It wasn't long before the apes realised I wasn't a silver back gorilla at all. They tore off my dime store mask and my limbs with remarkable ease.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. Mustard, ketchup, relish, jelly - I keep my condiments on my telly.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. After 28 seasons, we can't say The Simpsons is dead. Instead, it's just been in suspended animation for a long time.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  12. I'd like to start the show with my impression of Mathew McConaughey doing political commentary: Well, alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  13. Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer, and keep Glenn Close over by the ficus tree to the left of the front door next to the umbrella rack

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, and you can pick your friend’s nose, but only if she’s into that kind of thing

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. And now an hour of complete silence incessantly interrupted by some guy named Scott talking to interesting people andthenalittlesomethingwecallplugs

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Wake me up before you go go cuz I don't want to overcharge my gopro

    By jasonsjuice,
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  17. What's the deal with airplane food? Those lazy pretzels can't even generate aerodynamic lift or propulsive thrust.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. nothin' beats nuttin' skeet on ruttin' mutton 'n scurilous sheep

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. I never met a fried pickle I didn't perform fellatio on.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  20. Boo Hoo, Scooby doo, it was a real ghost and he's going to haunt you!

    By Bigsmak,
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  21. Shellac my belly and call me Shelly. "We can do that Shelly, this is after all the belly shellac shack."

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. Marmalade, Marmaduke...it's all the same when the lights are off.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  23. The real sick part of "Two Girls, One Cup" is that those poor young ladies only had one cup in the house.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  24. Water, water, everywhere. Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning.

    By StrawDawg,
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  25. My white wife drinks white wine while whistling wagon wheel with her white swine.

    By avogato,
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