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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I know way too many people here right now that I didn't know ten minutes ago. Who the fuck are y'all? I have short-term memory loss.

    By wheresthebeeftartar,
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  2. Madame Secretary, I love your dictation-themed whorehouse

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  3. Brofessor 'Blum in the matter transporter with the crazy arm wrestling

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. Comparison is the thief of joy, Joy is the thief of my delicious pies, and my pies are the best in town.

    By ScanMan,
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  5. What'd you have for breakfast? Rubber buns and liquor. What'd you have for dinner? Rubber buns and liquor. What'd you do to your Mom last night?

    By FatDicTheOverWeighterInveg8r,
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  6. Ava Cado's son Guy Camole just got mixed up with Tom Ato. We need Chip to help dig them out of this mess.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  7. I prefer my martinis powdered, not stirred, because I'm Bond... Gold Bond

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  8. In the United States, we don't just accept and embrace mental deficiencies. We promote them. You're welcome, Cash Me Outside girl!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  9. Golden Rules

    By FatDicTheOverWeighterInveg8r,
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  10. If we're in an era of saying what everyone is thinking, then let me put it out there...the world needs more Lorenzo Lamas.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  11. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, double the shame and pity the fool. (F x 1 = S/U F x 2 = 2S/U + P/F)

    By FatDicTheOverWeighterInveg8r,
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  12. Remember that scene from your cooking show where you rubbed the cheese against the metal grid? That was grate.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists that proper copper coffee pots and rubber baby buggy bumpers are great gifts for ghosts.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. On today’s show, we talk to Captain P. Usher Brown, of Northern Ohio’s most iconic 19th-century watercraft, the USS Cleveland Steamer.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Little known fact: The Beatles got their name based on John Lennon's domestic abuse history

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  16. If Jason is a man then who the heck is this Zoukas character?

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  17. If Roger Waters was right and we don't need no education, then why is his grammar less gooder?

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  18. If you're here for all of my farm eggs, I'm afraid I tied all the animals tubes

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  19. The creeks, the creeks, are what I seeks, no creature unwelcome to swim through these cheeks

    By Chernchkt,
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  20. Sit back, relax, and imagine Attorney General Jeff Sessions played Home Improvement's Wilson for all those years.

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  21. Casablanca? Actually, my house is white.

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  22. The same way Socrates predicted the atom bomb is the same way I predicted I'd be motor boating seniors at a bon jovi concert

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  23. Peter picked my dick in a police line up while on molly and proceeded to fuck the one way mirror

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  24. If butter is churned milk, are kids churned vaginas?

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  25. You ever look in the mirror and think to yourself "You're sexy, you're smart, you're talented, but that doesn't undrown that child"? Me three!

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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