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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Squintin' Quentin Tarantino tears into a Totino's pizza to pieces.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  2. It's bomb to sing a song, long and strong, then get it on with your mom in a wigwam.

    By TrickyNickNieb,
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  3. The devils in the details. My D be leavin' pee trails.

    By FatDicTheOverWeighterInveg8r,
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  4. Misery loves company. However the State of Missouri Division of Tourism wouldn't know a good state motto if it shit inside their ass.

    By FatDicTheOverWeighterInveg8r,
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  5. Shove your shovels where the sun don't shine, the gavels where the guv'nors grovel and the hobos in the back of your hovel.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. I've got 99 problems and a bitch IS one. That damn dog has given birth to 98 puppies, but I just can't bring myself to turn off the factory.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  7. Watch out TGIFridays. Theres a new theme restaurant in town CUNext Thurdays.

    By FatDicTheOverWeighterInveg8r,
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  8. Waiter, can I have this fly in my soup to go?

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  9. Lucky in love, unlucky in cards, lucky with parking spots, unlucky with wait-service.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  10. Love is what you make of it, it being a roast beef sandwich.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  11. My grandma made this casserole for my grandfather just before the war. They probably should have ate it then, these flies are terrible.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  12. One potato, two potato, three potato, four.... and that's it. Potato famines are hell.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. When you hold your new niece Nina, shield her fontanelle with fresh fontina.

    By dw3000,
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  14. If you smell toast, you're probably experiencing a stroke. I smell cotton candy, what the fuck is wrong with ME?

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  15. If pee is sterile, are humans just soda fountains?

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  16. Correct me if I'm Wrong did it, but he was out with the Mrs.

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  17. I keep combing my neighbors dolls hair, does that mean I'm impotent?

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  18. Blinded by Science, but deafened by THEATER!

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  19. If rintintin is so smart, why isn't his name FartSmartSmart?

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  20. Grab my axe, I feel an itch coming on

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  21. If the puddin' ain't hot, you're The Thing

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  22. Mirror, mirror, on the wall, is this a pencil next to my balls?

    By CodyCraig,
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  23. The annual "Early Birds Fuck Night Owls Orgy" is, of course, a scheduling nightmare.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  24. If you're living under an assumed name, I'm going to assume that that name is Bartholdus FĂ¼rst Dicsmarck-Rönhausen Piegels von Smuckelsheim.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  25. I've been into jam bands since I was in my jam jams.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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