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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. He was a baseball player’s baseball player. And he played playing baseball better than anyone who had ever play played the game had baseball played it

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. i b in 'n' out that pusspuss like a vet's needle

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. Buried my lifelong pet Tamagotchi yesterday. Used my bathtub to give her the best viking funeral I could. And it burned down my goddamn house.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. Gimme a break! Gimmme a break! Break me off a piece of your social security number and and routing number.

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  5. Have you ever been to The Armored Panther? The rugs are African but their martinis are dry.

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  6. I'm not paying for this. This is the worst parcheesi platter I've ever eaten.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. Someday these rotten eggs are gonna make me filthy stinking rich.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. A sweet potato and a sour cherry got together... and well, now they're both dead.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  9. Smile! You're on a candid camera! Now give us a frown, because we caught you on camera shoplifting.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  10. Bad news for Hollywood hotels as there was an IMDB BnB B & E.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  11. When my dad suddenly passed away, I worried my mom wouldn't have all her needs met. So, at dad's funeral I gave her a top of the line dildo. Dad wou

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. Alt to the left of me, Alt to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle as the Space bar.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  13. "I should have been a pair of ragged claws Scuttling across the floors of da crunkest clubs!" - Lovesong of J Alfred Prufrockandroll

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. Nocturnal emissions? More like sleepy-time squirt squirts, amirite?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. Never look a gift horse in the mouth. And don't find fault with this free advice.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  16. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. This condition amongst doctors is called apple-phobia and is quite rare.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  17. Some people have said I can be a bit of a milquetoast every now and then, but I prefer to think of myself as a two-percent bruschetta.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  18. Jack n Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water? Wait a minute. Who puts a well at the top of a hill?!

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  19. One in the hand, Two in the bush, Three on the sidewalk, Smoke some kush.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  20. So, I've been having joyless sex with my dad, and it's got me a little worried. Am I turning into my mother?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. There's no there there, he said, refusing to console his boring child.

    By NIGGERNIGGER DELETE MY ACCOUNT,
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  22. I've been sooo lonely since my wife left me, someone please talk to me? I just need friends. Please oh please talk to me.

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  23. I'm quite litigious, but it really is none of your business which litigion I live my life by

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  24. Listen up, and listen well, little Tim Timmy who's stuck in the well. Your mother is dead and your father is too now grab onto this stick called a...

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  25. Who's down, ColdCat

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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