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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'll joke about many things, but never Forest Whitaker's lazy asshole.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 404 views

  2. The only thing that pisses me off more than Comic Sans is the comic Sanz, Horatio that is

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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    • 348 views

  3. Murder, fuck, kill: Athos, Porthos, Aramis

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 389 views

  4. History is written by the Victors. Every author of a history book is named Victor.

    By Tainted Glove,
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  5. Zarathustra came down from the mountain November 8, 2016. On the 9th, he said, "well, shit. I have more thinking to do", then left once again.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  6. Despite all my rage I'm just a Nicholas in a Coppola... I mean Cage!

    By Tainted Glove,
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  7. In 2017, I GOT diabetes. I finally understand it!

    By Tainted Glove,
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  8. Tipper Gore's next target in the music industry was to be Weird Al. She wanted that pet name back.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 331 views

  9. This is the show where we pray in interesting steeples

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 319 views

  10. This is the show where we look through interesting peepholes

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 308 views

  11. This is the show where we talk to interesting pee-holes

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 370 views

  12. This is the show where we talk to interesting people

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 383 views

  13. The YOLO Bros Kato Kaelin and OJ can finally take that trip to wine country they had always talked about

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. Catchphrase Pro Tip: Always listen to your catchphrase in Scott’s voice. This requires removing the duct tape, so make sure he doesn’t scream for help

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. My name is Verbal. I live on the 2nd floor. My cat is Nermal. And I can’t think of a way to end this Usual Suspects/Suzanne Vega/Garfield mashup.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. i'm calling pops 'motherfucker' from now on

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. Please, my father was Thomas Bahamas. Call me Tommy Bahama.

    By Shitcakes,
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  18. I grew up eating Jello Jigglers. I was simply wild about them. But now I worry if there were dire consequences... did Bill Cosby diddle my piddle?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. i 69ed three 3's in a small forest. what am i?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 370 views

  20. That eunuch from Munich sure has a set of balls on him.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  21. It's time for Eugene's Eunuch Energy Hour! Get your genital-less crotches thrusting everybody!

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 386 views

  22. Tedman's Next Winning Suggestion (I won once. Check out the first Solo Bolo ep)

    By Tedman,
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  23. There's plenty of fish odor in my c word.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  24. Solar eclipse? More like... molar my nips

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 540 views

  25. So were they daddies who pop cherries or did they pop daddies cherries?

    By OctavisWitcher,
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    • 566 views
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