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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I've heard of a really long wait for a reservation as the waiters and waitresses grant sexual services, but this is ridiculous

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  2. I hipped before I hopped and now I'm in all sorts of trouble in gangland

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  3. a whole shoal of my swole bros gonna show you broke ho's how to make sum dope coats from rum-soaked voles

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. Got a naughty dog? You need "Ya Dumb Bitch" Dog Trainers, ya dumb bitch.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. Many bothans fried to make us all these yummy corn dogs.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. Old L. Ron Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog an audit ; When he bent over rover took over To give him a thetan of his own.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  7. So intolerance is OK if its for lactose then!? Bit of a large double-double standard...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  8. Whenever I am really hot I break into a sweat. I am like a sweat cat burglar...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  9. If I told you you have A Beautiful Mind, would you Russell Crowe-ld it against me? I'm Paul Bettany-ing you would.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  10. When I asked my waiter for Swiss chard, I honestly didn't expect the incineration the Consulate General of Switzerland.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. Smooth move Ex-Lax... you relieved my hard stools and abdominal bloating

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. jerkers, twerkers 'n' lurkers of the world: Unite! you have nothing to lose but your cheneys!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. Murder She Wrote in the streets Life Alert in the sheets

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  14. You can't unabort that abortion decision just willy nilly, Carol!

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  15. I mean, they made a chicken sandwich with chicken as bread

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  16. Want a piece of gum? I ask because of your breath.

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  17. I call'em as I see'em and they're none the wiser

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  18. If the noodles on this airplane were any stringier, we'd have a real Samuel L. Jackson vehicle on our hands.

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  19. Flight or fight? No thanks, I think I'll stay sat.

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  20. Despite what some may have told you, this is not a "clean chicken" kind of garage. Get out of here, Feraldo!

    By Schnickpot,
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  21. You can throw out the record books when the Cornhole Guild plays the Bunghole Society ...

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  22. And the Mat Before the Gate Shall Read "Unwelcome"

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  23. Oh you know, just an albino in Albany on a rhino in ecstasy.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  24. Love a historical musical like "Hamilton"? Well, get ready because here comes "TAFT: the Musical!" He's sure to be Broadway's next BIIIIIIG thing!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  25. quit playin' 'piggy-in-the-middle' with that brittle little skittle you skittish British squirrel

    By KrangkaDelic,
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