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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Go and retrieve your posterior from the Bottom shelf, the shelf which holds bottoms and is also deceptively high off the ground.

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  2. T, T, T, T, T, T, T, T, T. Only 9 Ts Kids will remember this.

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  3. Weebles wobble but they won't fuck off

    By SmackTrout,
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  4. The knee bone's connected to the face bone. But only when your street-fighting skills are on fleek.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. #Bajillion (363/400)

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. They say bacon makes everything better, but here I sit at IHOP with a full belly, yet I still have leprosy.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. Is it true Mr. Pooh you were born Winston The Shit?

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. Life is like a box of chocolates: After awhile you'll have to take it away from grandma for her own good

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. Scrotum Poles went out of fashion once the Native Americans figured out that wood is much easier to carve than skin.

    By Pure Guava,
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  10. I cannot tell a lie. I chewed the cherry tree down like a beaver. I think I'm going to need teeth. I heard wood dentures are hip this season.

    By Pure Guava,
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  11. Everybody was kung-fu fighting then everybody was kung-fu apologizing then everybody was kung-fu beer drinking then everybody was kung-fu cab calling

    By Pure Guava,
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  12. If a man be skalt on his members or his yerd, lay the powder thereon.

    By FucktardIdiot,
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  13. I argue that the defendent was hiding his confession in plain sight! Two cops are dead Mr. Mouse, time to stop being modest and give us a confession!

    By Frenchfries,
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  14. The road to success isn't always easy. Take me, for instance. I had to murder my parents and make it look like an accident. You think that was easy?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. It was 80s night at a local club, but they wouldn't let me in even though I am clearly in my 80s

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. He's pooping what we're all peeing

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. Now you know why they call me the Comeback Kid! Because of all the come on my back

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. Dead Poets Society? More like Dread Roberts’ No Hos Policy

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. I see a little silhouetto of a waif / That’s a knife! That’s a knife! / And he may become stabby

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. The Captain’s log. Fascinating. Just as I imagined it, but browner, and with more corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. If you like a hot butthole but hate spicy food this is the show for you!

    By JaJunk,
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  22. Rick and Morty are so whatever.... I'm Pickle Scott Babeeeeee!

    By Bigsmak,
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  23. mama told me there'd be eps like this. good looking out ma.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. A hooker with a heart of gold. A pimp with a silver tongue. A psychotic john with a taste for alchemy.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  25. Mom, stop looking at my internet history all you will find is my deep obsession with Oprah and scissors!

    By Skooks,
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