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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Bombshell report: Walking Dead showrunner admits, "Ratatouille was our prequel, of course. Rats in a kitchen? It was only a matter of time!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. I thought I made myself perfectly clear when I transmogrified into a polished window!

    By SmackTrout,
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  3. Heavy is the 300 pound head that wears the crown.

    By Pure Guava,
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  4. How much wood could a prude schmuck suck if a nude cuck you'd fuck screwed?

    By SpankeyMcDougal,
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  5. INSERT TOPICAL POLITICAL REFERENCE HERE FOR FULL REFUND.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. If you smell what The Rock is cooking kindly ask him to turn on a fan.

    By Cappy,
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  7. Elvis lives!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. Master P. I hardly drank her pee.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. Jingle Bells, Batman grossed $400M at the box office, Robin laid an egg

    By SmackTrout,
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    • 450 views

  10. Our relationship got off to kind of a rocky start: I bought some turtle food from her but she mostly ignored me

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  11. If I had a nickel for every time I've said "if I had a nickel" I'd have to kill Mathus, the magical pony whose power keeps these curses going

    By fredsolo,
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  12. Enos Lundquist the infamous polygamist failed to resist the misses’ kisses and mistakenly whisked his catfishing sis into incestuous marital bliss.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Enough of this hundo mumbo jumbo! Let’s get to work on squeezin' out that first lousy thousy!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Why don’t you wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one...oh no. My god, Jason, what are you...uhh, would you like some hand sanitizer?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. There's something awfully fishy about a fish restaurant that let's fish come in and fish for other fish.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  16. I'm beginning to suspect that Jack the Ripper did not get his nickname from his delightful ability to fart in any situation.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  17. Let me get this straight, Phil Collins. You saw me drowning another kid, and instead of jumping in to save him, you just scribbled down some lyrics?

    By ratingsjedi,
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  18. Why do we drive on parkways, but park in front of our ex-girlfriend Lisa’s house every night until she goes to bed?

    By ratingsjedi,
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  19. Love is a many splendored thing, as opposed to my coffee, which is a many Splenda’d thing.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  20. Hey guys, this is just a reminder to watch your cholesterolstello levels

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  21. She put the lyme disease in the coconut, she got a bullseye patterned rash.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. YOU're not worthy of Braugher's company, EITHER, Dandy Lion!

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  23. I heard this Taco Bell was serving horse meat, so I'm leaving...Because I heard the Taco Bell across town still is and I need me my horse tacos!

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  24. One for my master? One for my dame? Seems like BDSM is really my game.

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  25. Fire Hydrant Jim really lived up to his name when we screwed his head off and blood just sprayed for hours while the neighborhood children cooled off

    By Horse For A Brother,
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