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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. On my way to visit your new apartment. By the way, I have to shit. Real bad.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. I’ll be fourthright with you—if you take the fifth right, it’s the same as if you just took the first right.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 257 views

  3. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang—the show where we talk through intubated poopholes.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 243 views

  4. Turds fail me

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. What you're doing is rubbing your shit all over the walls, figuratively speaking. If you want any respect around here, you'll have to do it literally

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. Let me tell you 'bout the birds and the bees and the rug burn on mom's knees.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. The Illuminaughty control the world's banking system and like to get a little X-rated if you know what I mean

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 331 views

  8. I got two turntables and a micropenis. I'm D.J. Low Self-Esteem, available for weddings and Bar Mitzvahs.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 372 views

  9. Quality over quantity, ammirite fellas?

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 386 views

  10. words fucking fail me

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Surprise! We all die alone.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  12. The ringing had to be stopped. "Of course!" Mickey muttered, eyes gleaming wildly. "The call is coming from inside the mouse!" as he plunged the blade

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. Smoke 'em if you got 'em, and get your finger out my bottom

    By thehotdogwhisperer,
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  14. If you can't handle me at my Marilyn Manson, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my Marilyn Monroe

    By jonny_bravissimo,
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  15. Two tutus is too many tutus to twirl out and about on a Tuesday, but only one tutu, well that's just a tu, and that's two tu's too few, wouldn't you s

    By jonny_bravissimo,
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  16. scorn the Gorn's morn-horn Soren, or forelornly warm forms of dorm-porn be born

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 380 views

  17. commiserations on Operation: Joculation's capitulation, matron

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. If I'd known there'd be such stiff competition, I wouldn't have even entered the boner joke contest.

    By J-Roc,
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  19. 'you are a talentless twat, mister rat.' said Pat as he sat on a mat by a cat

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 439 views

  20. Before he abbreviated, his name was Notorious Big Ig Gig. Shorten your name and save a tree!

    By J-Roc,
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  21. Ponce de Leon found the Fountain of Youth, and now he's a gorgeous 18 year old with huge tits.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 355 views

  22. Let's not get carried away; we'll get there quicker if we Uber, you Pooper

    By J-Roc,
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  23. Innovate, Shminnovate - my 1980's answering machine still works fine, Stinkbug.

    By J-Roc,
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    • 268 views

  24. Angela Merkel wears an Angelic Merkin.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 345 views

  25. Boast-It Notes allow you to show off on little squares of paper.

    By Pure Guava,
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