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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The maid from Taiwan was not made in Taiwan. She was made in Manhattan like the maid from Manhattan.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 330 views

  2. Solar Eclipse Review: 0 stars!

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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    • 432 views

  3. With Life Alert, let them know you've fallen and can't get up. Gladys unfortunately had Spoiler Alert instead... and died on the floor knowing Kevin S

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 373 views

  4. Kim Jung Un more like Kim Jung Buffoon

    By Frenchfries,
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  5. I'm not andy richter levels of famous, but i do have upwards of 40 twitter followers

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 378 views

  6. the four pigs of the aporkalypse

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  7. As Weird Al always says, you better put all your eggs in one basket, not spread them out in all the baskets you snowflake commie cuck

    By Selfie_Stick_Dick-Pic,
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  8. Racism over as millions of Americans now color blind after staring at eclipse. Still pretty fucking stupid though!

    By Selfie_Stick_Dick-Pic,
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  9. If you want to keep the solar eclipse fun going, you also won't be able to see the sun tonight!

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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    • 394 views

  10. When I heard the news that Amazon completely burned down, I broke down sobbing. Then I found out it was THE Amazon, that crummy rainforest... and I ca

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 389 views

  11. Metathesis adjacent, a master and a patient met fastened to the pavement lest disaster entertain us

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 379 views

  12. On the set of 'Lawrence of Arabia' all the takes were hot takes.

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 390 views

  13. You're gonna wanna choke up on that bat when its trying to suck your blood!

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 343 views

  14. The Butcher, The Baker the guy in the Chinese factory that assembles the flashlight in your phone.

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 289 views

  15. My landlord says he hates the theater but for some reason I have to produce Rent a dozen times a year

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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    • 788 views

  16. I'm just a good little boy with a super eager clit.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 405 views

  17. I love a bit of T and A, but then I am a teaching assistant... and also a pervert!

    By Parrot Top,
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    • 346 views

  18. I'll never forget those wonderful words my father said to me: "Here's your mail!"

    By Parrot Top,
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    • 384 views

  19. Every word in this catchphrase has been thoroughly screened for obscenities by our fucking intern, Lazy Pete

    By Parrot Top,
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    • 333 views

  20. Come now, my good man. We've been fucking for hours and I've places to be.

    By Parrot Top,
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    • 326 views

  21. Bob's Butchery is but a jobless obelisk because of his topless tapas trysts.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 334 views

  22. *NSYNC and the Backstreet Boys are forming a mega boyband: the *N-Back Boys

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 374 views

  23. Face down, ass up, that's the way we like to scuba dive

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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    • 420 views

  24. I'm lactation intolerant, so if I see a mother breast-feeding her newborn infant, it's diarrhea for days, your honor.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 318 views

  25. If you're blue and you don't know where to go to, why don't you COME ON DOOOWN to where FASHION SITS -- Bernie's Jean Emporium on Main!

    By SmackTrout,
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    • 472 views
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