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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "you can stop as long as you'd like, but it costs $5 to smell the roses"

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  2. Give me a home where the buffaloes bone and a front row seat where I can sit there alone.

    By jasonsjuice,
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  3. Premature ejaculate comedy cums in threes (seconds)

    By Pure Guava,
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  4. you can't change the past, but you can change your pants so keep on shitting yourself

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  5. Nothing like a big plate of Kansas City Barbed-B-Q to satisfy my hunger and rip a hole in my larynx.

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. The Wizard of Schnoz will grant you your nose job, and if you want your boobs done come to his office in the Emerald Titty

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. Gangsta Baby rollin' down the street, smokin' indo, sippy cup gin and juice

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. Two roads diverged in a yellow wood and i took the one less traveled by… Thanks Waze!

    By jasonsjuice,
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  9. I got carded again for wearing my cardigan again but that’s company policy at Bennigans Ben!

    By jasonsjuice,
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  10. I send JPEGS on the regs of my clean shaven legs, if you saw them you’d say those gotta be Greg’s!

    By jasonsjuice,
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  11. If your erection lasts for more than 4 hours send pics

    By jasonsjuice,
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  12. An eggnog a day keeps the ladies away.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. they gr8ful 8's when i'm done done wivim

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Next time on Can o’ Corn Man: The Lettuce Shark plows Mariann’s Trench!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Hello, kids! It’s time for Can o’ Corn Man, Episode 1: Revenge of Knobby the Giant Asparagus Shaft!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. What’s that? Out in the field? It’s a crow! It’s a crop duster! It’s Can o’ Corn Man!!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. post original

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. Introducing our new episode rating system, which goes from "5" (great ep) to "1" (shitty, shitty bang bang)

    By HammondSuisse,
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  19. Milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner the fudge factory is closed due to strike action. Yes, doctor, I'm constipated.

    By Parrot Top,
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  20. She was a butterface, m'lord. Her body was free of the pox, but her face cradled the pain of a lifetime of regret.

    By Parrot Top,
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  21. Oh, I win the Powerball all the time. In fact, I've got jumper cables hooked to my testes right now!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. Come one, come all. Clive Owen boner jams now on sale at all regional KMarts.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. Finger me once. Finger me twice. Finger my mother. That sounds nice.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  24. She doubled down on the brown town sound and found crown frowns wearing wedding gowns

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. I wore carcass clothing while boning and moaning the nonexistent stony pony

    By MondoMudbutt,
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