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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Infect the host of the AirBnB. She looked at me funny when I told her about my prolapsed anus.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. Walls of farts. Ceilings of sharts. Tell my wife we found our dream home.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  3. If you color a banana red, do we the call it a Red Hot Chili Pepper and start singing 'Californication'?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  4. Heavy flow baby. Spicy food three days in a row and your boy done hit the squirts. Pray y'all. Pray.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. Here a min, theremin, everywhere a min min

    By SmackTrout,
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  6. Look through me. I'm a ghost. Find the cookies. Eat the most. Mom, are you there? Bye.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  7. Did you check under the bed? That's where I keep all my used condoms.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  8. Stick to the plan. The urethra needs to have a pineapple glaze or this will never work.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  9. The new Goldie Hawn and Amy Schumer movie 'Snatched' is a sequel to the Brad Pit classic, 'Snatch' right?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  10. The kids found hair in their soup. I felt terrible, given I had just shaved my pubes.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  11. The world is dry. The world is wet. Open me up. Make me sweat. Feed my soul. Drink my skin. Open me up. Once again.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  12. It's scabies, I know it, she said, covering the infection with her fingernail-less finger.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  13. Rest in Reese's Pieces. I've heard it's incredible.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  14. Impress me with your wisdom. Undress me with your Hemi you hot hunk of love.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. He was real. He was alive. He drove me to his hive. He slinked. He soared. He ripped the only thing I cared about open. Me.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. Don't miss out on the dark dankness driven between the two beef patties in a McDouble.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  17. Take me back to the days of refreshing dips in the pool, melting ice cream sandwiches and family funerals.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  18. The wheels on the bus go round and round over the bodies of innocently confused rodents of all sizes.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. Leggo my eggo you piece of shart. My grandmother just died.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. Tervis. It's a cup, but also the name of a nice man who stopped playing Pokémon Go, as a result of him having sex with his own dad.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. American pie, walking on by, I think I have a tear in my eye

    By Bigsmak,
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  22. My pot brownies are so strong that are more like pot greenies...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  23. It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission and harder to ask for organ donations and easier for a piece of gum if the person has lots of gum.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  24. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy god VS. Why squirt jizz on five boxed keg clamps?

    By JordanMaywood,
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  25. If I am doing multiple searches I prefer Googles.

    By JordanMaywood,
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