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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Girl, get off your knees, into a church then right back down on those knees, you've been slurping the devil's chowder.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  2. Just play the damn song, why don’t ya? I won’t be hard forever. In fact, I’ll only be hard for another 16 hours until I take my second dose of 37 Cial

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  3. The skin flaked and the birds sang songs of love and war as Voldemort finally made his way into Harry.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  4. I was spoiled as a kid. Lost my virginity at birth when I technically had sex with my Mom.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. Fiddler on the roof. Diddler suckin’ flute. That’s how I was raised, how about you?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  6. Go to sleep, little baby. Go to sleep or I’ll sock ya in the tooth.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  7. If nipples were pimples, we'd all have a bursty busty.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. There. Oh yes, right there. That’s the spot. Oh God, you hit the spot. You hit the perfect hole.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  9. In case of emergency, please refrain from eating hard boiled eggs next to the elderly man sitting over there. He was traumatized by one as a child in

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  10. I heard the bone chilling screams from miles away. I knew I could help, so I walked in the opposite direction to avoid helping.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  11. String cheese from the East. Bee secretions from the West. I’ve never not cheated on a pregnancy test.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  12. If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown, take it out and play with it. It’s like free Play-Dough!!!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  13. My stinkhole is a sinkhole, so gimme the whole "Dirty Mink Stole".

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. The exterminator was babbling on about how effective his chemicals are, and I was like, "spray it, don't say it, buddy!"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. 17 Cheeseburger Big Bites for me and the fam, please. The two of us would greatly appreciate some spray diarrhea right about now.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. No, grandma, I am absolutely not going to chew your food for you…Unless, do you still have that Werther’s Original you sucked on but couldn’t finish?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  17. Cleanse my soul, you wretched beast. Cleanse me from the inside and caress me from the outside. Diddle me before time runs out.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  18. If I was a medium, I would be a really good one. I’m an incredibly good liar and I love thinking about dead bodies and their former lives.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. I just saw a couple rugrats playing in the sewers with this clown with a red balloon. They looked like they were all having so much fun!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. I had a dream that Ron Jeremy’s germy penis ruled the world. Truly life-changing stuff.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. When I was born, my mother told me she doesn’t suck cock, but she gargles pussy.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  22. If I was a pickle, I would savor every single moment of being tenderly placed into someone’s wettened mouth.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. Rain drop. Drop top. Outdated meme talk, suckin’ on my mom’s cock.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  24. For my whole life, I hated my mother. Thus when she repeatedly told me that absence makes the heart grow fonder, I sliced her up like sandwich meat.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. The flesh was removed delicately by Norman. I watched in anticipation to see if he would, in fact, taste the fecal matter scattered across the arm.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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