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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Boogers and cougars split the banana stream long after the bacon fell beneath the bee hive.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. A whole page of shit is anything but lit.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. gather up your quarters and trot on down to fun junction!

    By dynamiteinthesack,
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  4. does your gramma buy your jordans for ya? is she single?

    By dynamiteinthesack,
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  5. zero one niner comin in hot in that vaginer

    By dynamiteinthesack,
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  6. "Scream and your entire staff does." That's what my mother told my first boss at the ice cream shop on 3rd Street.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  7. There is one place and one place only where I feel safe: The last stall on the left in the bathroom of the last Quiznos in Marmaduke, Minnesota.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  8. Lemme guess, your lobster roll is actually made of ball bearings and seasoned taint.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  9. Flexible payments and vegetable daemons sure do make me swell up.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  10. People can get handsy in the kitchen, so I wear a full suit of assless armor to ensure the only thing they touch is my sweet butt.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  11. Try as it might, The Hobbit does not do a good job of coaxing me into picking up a new hobby.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  12. Scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours until I reach the bone. And then I’ll keep scratching until I reach your penis on the other side. And hopefully

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  13. I joined Scientology after watching Going Clear because it seemed like a wildly wet ride.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  14. What time is it? Seriously, what time is it? Really though, I’m genuinely asking what’s the time.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. I’m not a huge fan of acute angles. They rub me the wrong way and that’s final!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. they sure do get out the proctoscope and rubber gloves

    By dynamiteinthesack,
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  17. give me a swallow of soda and the tastykakes

    By dynamiteinthesack,
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  18. i said it 1000 times; their aint no damn IGA

    By dynamiteinthesack,
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  19. hey squishy butt!

    By dynamiteinthesack,
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  20. cuz people need their 6 wheel trucks, their beer and the game

    By dynamiteinthesack,
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  21. jesus jesus jesus blah blah blah

    By dynamiteinthesack,
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  22. i want a chip ahoy

    By dynamiteinthesack,
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  23. just get a handcart!

    By dynamiteinthesack,
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  24. The new copy doc was sent to the client. Yes ma’am, it has the nipple residue you sent me.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. I want to go to jail solely to watch sex take place in interesting places and inventive ways.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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