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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Just check the mailbox. I know I put your dead rat in their yesterday, but someone may have stolen it since then, as I did put up billboards...

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. The meat must be seasoned before putting it back in the camel carcass. Have I made myself Visine Clear you daft panini head?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  3. Take it down a notch, Hot Rod. Theres no need to heat that asshole of yours up to extreme levels again.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  4. If you knew me, you'd definitely know me. Wait, do you know me? Are you my brother, Wilt Chamberlain?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. By MondoMudbutt,
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  6. never in all my years did it take more than 3 beers

    By dynamiteinthesack,
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  7. fortunately for you, this is squeaky staircase studio!

    By dynamiteinthesack,
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  8. There are people who think it's funny to walk the wrong way on an escalator, too, God bless 'em

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. The Good China? If you ask me there is no good China!

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  10. He really didn't mean to. He just accidentally gave me the roofie, instead of the jolly rancher.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  11. After the boy slipped on the banana peel for the 67th consecutive time, he realized he'd fallen into an infinite loop.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  12. I'm just saying from personal experience, they should make 100% pure steel toilet paper. The overhead light sang sweet lullabies to the frog...

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  13. Drill the wood. Drill it good. Drill it Ron Jeremy. Just like you should.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  14. 25 years a blade smith, and I still can't seem to mane any progress on a sexual relationship with Ms. Claus.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. What’s up hot frog?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. What if the English language was only made up of ‘Your Mama’ jokes?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  17. If you had a question, I’d answer it incorrectly but ensure it was in fact correct, so when you tell others, you get called out and look like a silly

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  18. As the snake slithered, the torrential rains birthed boner babies fit to be kings.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. The pavement broke beneath his Rainbow Flip Flopped feet. “Breh,” he said, “O.A.R. is playing a show downtown and I have front row seats.”

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. "Use the Force" she said, guiding his fleshy lightsaber into her ravenous Sarlacc Pit.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. It's like school in July: just for the dumb kids.

    By TulipPoopler,
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  22. The isotope isn’t ready yet. If you use it, it will most certainly ripped that bong hit from it, ok?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. John Deere steered the feared weary steer clear of beer gears but Richard Gere hears the jeers with his ears.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  24. Mustache. Crustache. Buttstache. Take your pick, sweet thang.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. Barf roast beef was the best thing to ever happen to the school lunch menu in 89 years.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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