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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Roscoe swore he'd get those Duke boys, but in the end it was their demons that got 'em

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. The bravery is remarkable. I've never seen a ball of fuzz with such a backbone.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  3. Scary dreams of teleportation enthralled my tastebuds: both front and back.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  4. Look...this is super weird, but I have to ask... do you shave your Spaldings, breh?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. You there. The one with the shirt. Yea with the socks on, too. Yep. You. That's right. YOU! Wanna go to a movie?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  6. The yearly roast shall do the most and words shall never twerk me.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  7. That old man in the cave tricked us with his animal sounds again! Hashtag sand people problems

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. Let's remember that Garth Brooks' loss is our Chris Gaines.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  9. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses. And give me a large fries and a frosty. I'll take it "to go".

    By J-Roc,
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  10. Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999. Because we were in a car crash that year & have been in a coma ever since & know of no other year,

    By Pure Guava,
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  11. They call me Mellow Yellow because I'm not uptight about having pee in my pants all day long.

    By Pure Guava,
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  12. Have you ever seen a whale with a polka-dot tail? LSD in the sea will set your eyes free.

    By Pure Guava,
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  13. East of Eden ain't cheatin' but Grapes of Wrath wants to take a bath with your wife

    By Pure Guava,
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  14. Punkin chunkin? Looks like that duck's a fluffin. Say hello to my granulars.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. Circumcised serrano peppers at the food truck are half off—today only!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. I was often hypnotized in 5th grade whilst looking at dirty balloon knots in the bathroom.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  17. It’s the final days of Toyota’s Buy-A-Car-Get-Rid-Of-Your-Family deal at Church’s Chicken. Head on down to your local pool and...

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  18. Yea we’ll just hang out in my backyard this afternoon. I just gave myself an enema, so we should be able to avoid any cleanup.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. I’m never afraid to push back and chase my passion. What is my passion? Find the perfect gooch hair.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. The world bank has been trying more and more to start funding my personal escapades, but until the castration, there's not much they can do, really.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. Go stupid. Go dumb. We want you at your stupidest and dumbest, please.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  22. Take it out of your butt. Now. Oh, you don't want to? How do you plan on writing anything down?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. This just in, James Bond will apparently be driving a Mazda Miata in the upcoming films.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  24. When i became a man, i put away my childish things, but at night when i become ChildMan, I strap all those things back onto my imagination suit.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  25. i just bought a lifetime supply of condoms. $5 for a pack of ten is a great deal!

    By tears in the typing pool,
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