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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. “Blast off”, the man said after dropping 42 hits of acid and drinking a Tropicana Orange Juice.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. Charge the battery before you use it. I wasn’t getting any good vibrations out of it earlier.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  3. While riding the train, I farted. I blamed it on the baby next to me and the train collectively berated him for the remainder of the trip.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  4. Install apps on your phone to look at your phone more, because the more you look at your phone, the more apps you have and the cooler you seem...

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. About. Contact. Advertise with us. Shop!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  6. Vivid dreams are a lot like vivid entertainment, ya know?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  7. I braided my hair tonight. But not the hair on my head.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  8. Just dropped the pants off at the store, Grandpa. Now fuck off!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  9. Grease the floors before you quarter the mortar, for it's sure to lure the pure skewer lawn mower and steeped leaf blower at grandpa’s house.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 260 views

  10. Fie ont fie! 'tis PewDiePie!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Plopperty Value's down the drain since Doherty's pals used the porcelain

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. Much like my groin after I manscape, this show gets pretty nuts.

    By Treop,
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  13. Little known fact: Dr.Pepper is a Gynecologist.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  14. Failure is not an option and neither is avocado unless you want to pay extra.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  15. Can I get a slice of that apple pie?

    By spookyUser,
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  16. You can walk the plank or suck the frank, but you must do so with a smile.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  17. That’s it. I’m done. I quit. Forget about it. I will only eat at...

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  18. Flappy lips caress fingers in the land of the forbidden fruity pebbles.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. This business is different from other businesses. How, you ask? We don’t run a tight ship, ya hear? We run...

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 278 views

  20. Alone in my thoughts and alone at a urinal. This day couldn’t get any worse.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. This old man, he played Obi Wan, he played Obi Wan in a trilogy that's dumb

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. Quod sit novum, canis calidus?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. For Pac-Man, the question is "dot or not?"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. The woodshop foreman told me my crown moldings had too many mill marks, but I didn't undersand anything he was talking about

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. I guess by now you can take a hunch and find that I am Jan Brady eating brunch.

    By Bigolbagobags,
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