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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. According to you, words are all you have to take my heart away. But if that were true, wouldn't you be reciting a poem right now?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. The meds are wearing off, time to write some "catchphrases"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. You can't wage intergalactic war against the Orkans without breaking some eggs

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  4. Randomly generated catchphrase program has crashed, please insert your longest finger into your shortest nostril to continue

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  5. I scratched the dogs back for hours before realizing it was my grandmother’s skeleton.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  6. Peppercorns in teeth are so effing hot. Burning enamel left and right I tell ya.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 230 views

  7. Shorty insisted on being called Jim for his entire childhood, surprisingly enough.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  8. Friends are like vomit when you really think about it.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  9. Vegan fathers suck anus unconditionally. Or so I heard.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  10. chris benoit killed himself and his family over hemorrhoid rage? mustve been some hemorrhoid !

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. My law office exclusively represents U2 cover bands. We work pro-Bono.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  12. You think print journalism is stale? Try the USA Bidet... an invigorating burst to the butthole daily!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. Have a skeeter on your peter, knock it off. Have a peter on your skeeter, call the cops.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  14. Dick Trickle gives ya a little prickle when you tickle his pickle.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  15. Thom Yorke has a freckled dork? TMI, TMZ!

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. The smoothest whales swim in the Pacific Lotion

    By Pure Guava,
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  17. iPhone X, formerly known as iPhone Little, will only be available in black.

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. No offense to other catchphrases but this is the best catchphrase and will forever be the catchphrase that starts the show

    By Pure Guava,
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  19. Three friends go head-to-head in tomorrow's penis pound sesh.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. Guy Fieri's bellying up for some big-time meaty holes in this week's episode.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 328 views

  21. Forgive me now. Forgive me not. I will not cum. Until I've fought.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  22. What happens at Burning Man stays with everyone who witnesses the amount of drugs, and people, you did at Burning Man.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 301 views

  23. The fickle mistress wouldn't continue the affair without an ice cold bowl of Frosted Flakes.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 331 views

  24. used to just be shitty corn, now all i can see is shitty shit.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 447 views

  25. Murder, she wrote. And then in brackets she added, "my vagina"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 314 views
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