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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Kitchen Aid mixers are amazing at mixing squirrel meat and Ricotta cheese.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. Kermits' permit permits Hermann's Hermits to squirm in perms betwixt some ferns and learn shit.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. Whichever store in the Target chain of stores that makes the least amount of money in a given year should have to change its name to "Target Practice"

    By JordanMaywood,
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  4. Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your long hair and live a little! You only get invited to the Queen's sex orgy once!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  5. I only listen to music from Mel's Rock Pile...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  6. I'm a chef and restauranteur, and when I cook with steam my glasses are blurry and it fucking sucks.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  7. When high school ratings are low, the lunch ladies serve the meatless penis patties slow.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  8. Pat the participant was also the recipient of the omnipotent patent at the padded room pageant.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  9. Stinky fingers caressed the boys frail ribcage as he licked the tiny hole beneath the couch. “Mom” he said, don’t forget to heat up dinner!”

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  10. You lost your dog, murdered your family, and Burger Kind stopped selling chicken fries again. Could this day get any worse?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  11. In summation, some congruous genitals generally generate copious congenital gestation infestations!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. Halloween stores are the gravestones of failed businesses

    By BizWheatley,   
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  13. Is being a psychologist cool? Asking for a Freud

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  14. Sometimes I forget that Schindler's List and The Emoji Movie are two separate movies.

    By Schnickpot,
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  15. Don Rickles dons spectacular spectacles and sees miniature icicles on his particular testicles.

    By Infant Spinach,
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  16. Mona Lisa Smile, you're on candid camera.

    By Infant Spinach,
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  17. I don't want to add insult to injury but, injusultery.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. We'll burn that bridge when we come on it- said the man with volcanic jizz.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  19. and Nairobi ain't the capital of Djibouti.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  20. Stinky twinkies sausage links and a slinky were all found at the crime scene of the blue-tailed lizard.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. You can lead a horse to a party

    By Rod Ogg,
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  22. I'm just here to throw as much sticky shit at the wall as possible and hope my sticky shit sticks.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  23. Hey, remember the 80's? Your mom does because she 8 deez nuts.

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. Maybe it's Maybeline? Maybe you should mind your own damn business.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  25. I stuck my neck out, but really I was sticking my head out so someone should change that phrase.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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