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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. When your a jet, you're a jet all the way. From your first bombing threat, till you crash in the bay.

    By Frenchfries,
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  2. When you think you're done there's always a few drops left. Shakies - the milkshake for middle aged men.

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. Look son, the moon, up there.... it's old Mister Johnson with his pants down at the fourth storey window again.

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. "If only we knew back then that the truly patriotic posture for the national anthem was to hover 2 feet off the ground with your thumb up your ass..."

    By Parrot Top,
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  5. Potstickers for my real friends, real stickers for my pot friends

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. I know we shouldn't cross the streams, but what if we touch butts?

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  7. Extra ball? Bonus multiplier? New high score? You're a pinball wizard, Harry!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  8. From chicken pox to ticking clocks, to moonwalks in the boondocks, your watching laffitty talk box.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. Watch out for the Boner Police. If they catch you, you could be facing some hard time!

    By ThatGuyCurtis,
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  10. What Charles Schulz never told us was that Charlie Brown had severe CTE and the brain of a 67 year old. Lucy's little football joke had left its mark.

    By Frenchfries,
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  11. I don't know much about women, but I know they don't like it when you call it a "spam folder".

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. "I Was Happy In The Haze of a Drunken Hour, But Heaven Knows I'm Ms. Rubble Now" said Barney's newly divorced twin sister.

    By urbanminstrel,
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  13. Locate your nearest retailer of cow tails and weed dealers, today on Comedy Bang Bang.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  14. Bobby Flay just told me his nipples chafe on every episode of Beat Bobby Flay, especially the children’s takeover episode.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. Taste the difference of Valium: the most delicious yogurt on the market.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. Did anyone ever stop to think that John and Paul might be fucking idiots for thinking there's 8 days in a week.

    By Frenchfries,
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  17. I'm thinking about drawing a tiny number on my shnozz. Maybe a little two on the nose.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. Green Bay may be Titletown, but Boston is the titular 'town' from the 2010 Tinseltown title 'The Town'

    By LAVENDERHUM,   
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  19. mach 4: back door

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. Paging Mrs. Marylin Mann - Please report to the Sears makeup department. Your son has started an industrial band, and is destroying our mascara kiosk.

    By bagofbeef,
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  21. I heard they remade Rocky IV, with David Spade and Peter Lorre, but you don't really care for boxing, do ya?

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  22. Edward Furlong?! Yeah more like Edward Skinstandardlength!

    By allenpwilliams,
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  23. Yes, I understand that bank tellers and fortune tellers perform vastly different jobs. Now where's the crystal ball you keep all the money in?

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  24. A stitch in time is impossible, since time is an abstract, arbitrary concept.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  25. This scratch 'n sniff is terrible. Three "Ten Thousand Dollar" signs but not a single scent? What a waste of money!

    By SideofMcG,
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