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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. It was peachy and hunky dory, til we found pieces and chunks of Corey.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  2. Watch and learn, honey. I didn't get the Olympic gold medal in "Competitive spaghetti eating" for nothing.

    By GorillaThrilla,
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  3. Welcome to my bedroom, or as i like to call it "Sob City"

    By GorillaThrilla,
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  4. "Enough about me, let's talk about jus" I say as i take a bite of my roast beef sandwich

    By GorillaThrilla,
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  5. master of magic, spells and illusion: the enemy crumbles in fear and confusion

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. You've got the doughnuts and doughnut holes. I've got the glue to make them whole again.

    By bagels_for_jimbly,
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  7. I used to play violin, now I just fiddle around

    By JohnjaminBonson,   
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  8. I don't have a horse in this race, or skin in this game but I have a horse named Skin and All My Money's on him!

    By JohnjaminBonson,
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  9. no i'll tell you what's bat shit crazy - people using 'bat shit crazy' to describe something nuts! bat shit isnt uniquely crazy! its just shit!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. the dalkey archi've got a telephonic messaging service?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. hollandais ex machina: a mercedes and a spatula were all that was left of dracula since he legged it to leiden and never looked backula

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. Put on a bib and come to my crib to suck on a rib! This ain't a fib!

    By bagels_for_jimbly,
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  13. There’s nothing funny about comedy. Wait, I’m sorry. I forgot the Tim Allen part. There’s nothing funny about Tim Allen’s comedy.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  14. I hate it when I’m too big for my britches, but too small for my bitches.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  15. When I’m not making the streets safe by beating up punks, you can find me making sweet, sweet love. To punks.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  16. “What’s up?” asked the farmer. “Chicken butt!” exclaimed the slow-witted farm hand, as he prepared to take his sweet ass hens to Pound town.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  17. "i left them lying where i shot them down: the bailiff and the landlord"

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. One potato, two potato, three potato, four... that's all the potatoes left in the land. It's the Great Potato Famine, boy.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. Brooke Burke's Birkenstock broke in the brook.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  20. I love to keep up with all the new trends and crazes for teens. Memes, fidget spinners, Stanley Tucci’s bulging thighs…

    By Cafe59,
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  21. Just breathe. All that will come is opportunistic to your growth as a prepubescent lizard boy.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  22. i feel so good, like anything is possible, oh wait my arms tingly ...

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. So... to clarify drinking a litre of paint DOESN'T count as Interior Decorating on my tax returns?

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. Don't push me. Push a push-pop. Don't shush me. Shush a shush-pop. Don't mush me. I'm not a banana.

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. As Georgie Washington once said. "I cannot tell a lie. Are you lying to me? I can't tell."

    By SideofMcG,
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