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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. It's no meatloaf if dad ain't drunk.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  2. Why do you like him? He's always bringing that bitch to frisbee golf fridays. I CANT PUTT WHEN SHE BARKS, DARYL.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  3. Give me one good reason why I should never make a change. I'd roofie you. Ooh! I'd roofie you.

    By happyfacefuntime,
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  4. I think therefore I'm not completely useless.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  5. Take a ride on the macaroni pony while we whip up some sexy snacks.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. red sky in the morning, sailor take warning - red sky at night, sailor should fright - red sky never, sailor be scared also...sailing is scary

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  7. Would you like to come up for a nightcap? Don't get any ideas, that's just the hat I wear while we're sexing.

    By SpankeyMcDougal,
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  8. How many room keys do I need?? I don’t know. 20?

    By ratingsjedi,
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    • 417 views

  9. Business in front, party in the back. Relaxing weekend at home on the sides.

    By Pure Guava,
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  10. Four score and 7 years ago was the last time anyone used "score" as a measure of time

    By Pure Guava,
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  11. The only thing to fear is fear itself. And automatic weapons. And nuclear war. And global warming. Oh man I'm fucking scared. Please hold me.

    By Pure Guava,
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  12. My thumb stinks!

    By scrotor,   
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  13. Comedy=Bang+Bang

    By happyfacefuntime,
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  14. I hired a P.I. to spy on my peeping Tom. My private eye confronted ole' private eyes and turns out my voyeur was a lawyer

    By JohnjaminBonson,
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  15. Haven't you ever seen TV?! Anything's possible!

    By happyfacefuntime,
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  16. You had me at 'basement pizza', Senator Clinton: but now THIS!?! Where's my chequebook?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. First they came for the mimes, and I said nothing, because I was a mime.

    By smitty,
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  18. Harvey Weinstein fired Harvey Fierstein for exposing his misdeeds and money wiring schemes

    By smitty,
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  19. Hard news to cum by has been wettened in his unknown depths.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. Drift into my spirit. The boogers are my ancestors and they mean no harm.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. daniel day-lewis would probably be the host of "drama bang bang"

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  22. Dearest Liza, I write to you will some disturbing news from the battlefield...

    By ratingsjedi,
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  23. Have you seen some of the fancy doggie bags that some restaurants are using these days? Talk about doggie style!

    By ratingsjedi,
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  24. From farm to table to mouth to butt to toilet to sewer to ocean to Carnival Cruise Line buffet.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  25. I'll take you to the candy shop and let you get a lollipop.

    By happyfacefuntime,
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