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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "Mmeettaa" is when you are being VERY Meta.

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 404 views

  2. Yo' Mama so old she plays telegram tag!

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 446 views

  3. When I stare into my children's eyes, I feel the love of Yeezus.

    By smitty,
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    • 488 views

  4. In times of grief we sorrow and frown, in times of good grief, Charlie Brown.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  5. In lieu of a catchphrase, id like to invite listeners to join me in the Pledge of Allegiance. I pledge allegiance to Howard Sterns penis. Bababooey.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  6. and the lord said unto john, "come forth and receive eternal life." but john came 5th and won a toaster

    By MrWhiteThunder,
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  7. I swat her, you swat her, we all swat her for ice water!

    By Schnickpot,
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  8. Yale cranks in grey spanks with great tanks save failed banks then crave thanks from male ranks of pale yanks in phallanx .

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 425 views

  9. Three sheets to the wind, so I'm sleeping on a bare mattress tonight. I'm hammered.

    By Jon Hex,
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    • 273 views

  10. 'Perception is nine-tenths of the lobster sauce,' quoth the mobster boss.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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    • 383 views

  11. You can pick your nose, you can pick your dick, but unless you're one of the lucky few, you can't pick your nose's dick.

    By ICMexican,
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    • 603 views

  12. The sky was red and the feds passed wind. We knew we were finally safe.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 360 views

  13. Bless the heart that feeds the head, for the head goes down until completion.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 359 views

  14. The frontier was left barren. His penis and balls were now naked.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. Imagine dragons. Now imagine them naked. Fuck yeah bro!

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. I get knocked down, but I get up again. ...because fuck you!

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  17. The lady doth dick test too much, methinks. But she is a penis doctor.

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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    • 377 views

  18. I shall scoff if thou cough whilst quaffing upon my coffer. Now get off!

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  19. Pepper, salt, spice and sugar, you will get none now eat this booger!

    By smitty,
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    • 391 views

  20. I've heard of a tongue twister, but a dung blister? That's what I get for taking crap off my dumb sister.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  21. I don't wanna step on anyone's toes, but if that's your fetish and you've got the cash, then I've got the perfect pair of cleats.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 323 views

  22. With all this crazy news, I’d say it’s about time for my annual penetration spa with my dudes.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 287 views

  23. Green onion bunions, please. My grandmother just passed.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 333 views

  24. Put down the Twinkie and rub this fingy. I make the cream myself.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 275 views

  25. You can't spell pajamas without a J, so I'm off to train in the driveway!

    By Sammyfein,
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    • 548 views
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