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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Carry on my wayward son. Losing luggage ain’t no fun.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. Whamilton bamilton thank you Hamilton.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. If there’s a Will, there’s a Sasso. You MadTV at me, bro? Welcome to, Comedy Bang Bang.

    By MattroJennz,
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  4. i bet the first person to feel depressed was probably also the first person who ever felt happy

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  5. L'il Bowwow's chill powwows still wow crowds who kowtow to lowbrows.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. I'm half in the bag, sipping from your dish rag, dripping with that wine from where the sun don't shine.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  7. Milk duds and silk rugs lined Chester the Cheetah’s bathroom floor long before he reached undeniable stardom.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  8. This is just my B-material. Check out my LinkedIn page for my A-game.

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  9. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum? No wonder you don't remember where you buried the treasure. Cut back the sauce or we are getting another Captain.

    By Pure Guava,
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  10. I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once, twice, three times a slim shady.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  11. It’s just past five and I’m feeling alive. Take me to the Candy Bar, you bad little baby.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  12. There’s nothing like tasting a hole you’ve been dreaming of for years.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  13. I saw Howard Stern's Private Parts the other day and it still holds up. I plan on watching his movie now.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  14. Drop that zero and get with a one, you beautiful binary bastard.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. Tinky winky had a pinky. it went away. it came back stinky.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. Sharing means caring, so make your urethra a my-ethra, too!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. If I had a nickel for every time I had fifteen cents, carry the one, compounded anally, jk, business is so easy.

    By greazey_bob,
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  18. Jim Morrison is said to have used Cheerios during masturbatory rituals.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. Spilling out of the hole were only more signed P.O.D. posters.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. Hey man, Theresa and I are willing to let you look at my nipples under the microscope.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. Going to remake that German sub film with all parts played by attractive potatoes in 1940's outfits. A Cute Root Zoot Suit Das Boot Reboot

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. Slip past the guard and get to the vault before he gives you the paddle. That's how we play...SPANK BANK!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  23. Czech, please. I'm so done with Armenians.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. "I" before "e", even if "e" begs for his life.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  25. TICKLES FOR NICKELS: a soupçon of salaciousness center. We'll make your blood pudding burgeon!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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