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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The 2 preachers screwed each other nude bruising rude features like crude creatures

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. A wise man once said, "putting vodka up my ass was a bad idea."

    By Jon Hex,
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  3. I put my johns on one leguizamo at a time, just like everybody else.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  4. Well ram your patella in my penis and call me Cockney!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  5. Donuts make me crow nuts, cronuts make my bro nuts, and bro nuts go nuts, nutting into cronuts making donuts

    By pepsi,
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  6. Alert the presses; this limited edition beverage is the only one I consume! It's a juicy sclusie juicy sclusie juice sclusie!

    By pepsi,
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  7. iPod? iPad? What's next, 'I, Robot' jokes this Christmas?

    By pepsi,
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  8. Squirrels expect snow / gathering edible things / that's a real good idea / let's go buy a shitload of beans

    By slowestjogger,
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  9. What age is a circumcision traumatic? I'm both anti and fore skin. Skin is like a wetsuit for your body. Bodies are like stilts for your brain.

    By JohnjaminBonson,
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  10. Absence makes the heart grow fonder of the absence of people, because people are awful.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  11. The deed is done. You’ve had your fun. Open wide, here comes your punishment, grandpa...

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  12. Halloween is my favorite holiday that has a band's name in the title, first runner-up is New Year's Pavement.

    By Pure Guava,
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  13. You sunk my battle shit! Thank you, military sanitation department for doing such a great job. Together we can wipe out typhoid on the battlefield.

    By Pure Guava,
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  14. dont you wish your girlfriend was existent in the material plane like me?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. You know, it's moments like this when I see a little bit of myself in you. Oh, oops sorry, let me take that out.

    By SpankeyMcDougal,
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  16. goo goo gaga you chose maga

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. down in fraggle rock, grab a fraggle by the cock: swing him in the air; swing him by his pubic hair

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. Well, I must say I expected there to be more spiders here.

    By penises abounding,
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  19. WahWahPedalBikeCop

    By Shitbird,
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  20. Not once in my life have I regretted eating my cat's feces to win that dime to buy a lemon head.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. I never thought I'd see the day when we stop incest. My family is cheesed off.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  22. Peeper in the windows? Take your pants off and touch your toes. Show that peeper a brown hole he'll never forget.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. Deck the halls with dick and balls it’s Christmas in my pants!

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. If you like the outdoors as much as you like licking your lips, come down to LL Cool J's and LL Bean's grand opening of LL Cool Beans LLC.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  25. Eat a bag of dicks? Challenge accepted! Mortimer, dear chap, bring me my dick-eating bib and a bottle of red Bordeaux from the carriage, post-haste!

    By Pure Guava,
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