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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. As a comedian, I sometimes find myself driving around, thinking about getting coffee. But then I’m like, “Who am I? Jerry Seinfeld?”

    By ratingsjedi,
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  2. I’ve often been accused of being dead on the inside. What people don’t realize is that I’m also dead on the outside. I mean...

    By ratingsjedi,
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  3. I might not be young and restless anymore, but I am certainly still bold and beautiful and general hospital.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  4. Real meals seal deals, you say? McDonalds it is then.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. Give it raw steak, and you’re bound to be talking about a lifelong obsessionality rally and fragility beyond masculinity, Tim.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  6. Yes, of course I'll come. I'll be there with bells on, thanks to my court-ordered bell shirt I'm required to wear within 100 meters of any schools

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. Improv is for people who are too lazy to write material and too lazy to spell “improvisational”.

    By Mozzarella Fitzgerald,
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  8. I don't mean to beat around the bush, I lost my glasses and can't really see where I'm beating

    By Pure Guava,
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  9. Don't give up hope, good people, for even dog shit gives off warmth for a few minutes a day

    By Pure Guava,
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  10. Hey Aquaman nice caquaman!

    By Shampoodler,
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  11. Plop plop fizz fizz something's goofy with my jizz.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. doctor, doctor, gimmie the news

    By dhc343,
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  13. The camouflage condom hid my father’s real penis from his estranged lover for decades.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  14. meat loaf?

    By dhc343,
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  15. tootsy pinched m'buttcheeks!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. I'm a tell it like it is person, and a smell it like it's jizz person, because every once in a while it is in fact jizz.

    By greazey_bob,
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  17. The Flat Hearth Society think that chimneys are a hoax perpetrated by the powers that be. And NASA for some weird reason.

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. Adultery and spousal abuse? Those are old wives tales that don't seem that far fetched.

    By Pure Guava,
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  19. The Flat Birth Society believes baby bumps are a hoax perpetrated by the powers that be. And NASA for some weird reason.

    By Pure Guava,
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  20. Hate the sin. Love the Schwimmer. So sayeth Jennifer Aniston.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  21. Right said Fred. Wrong said Ted, Fred's brother. Thus the argument ended.

    By Pure Guava,
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  22. If you’ve got a lovely lady then ya gotta give her gravy-make her crazy for your baby; let her lay down, if she’s lazy.

    By Venerean,
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  23. If you can't handle me being fond of liverwurst, then you don't deserve to fondle my best bratwurst.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  24. Pipe wrench wielding, Dame Judie Dench, struck the hot dog stand owner, stole 13 dogs and was off.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. Bringeth thy man with crutches of cheese, for a man with cheese is one to please.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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