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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Just saw a squirrel get into a fight with a blue jay over a Vonnenut. So it goes.

    By Pure Guava,
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  2. Some random dude just came up and punched me in my Vonnegut. So it goes.

    By Pure Guava,
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  3. Mazel tov, corn dog!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  4. If you thought Kim K's Aaliyah costume was in poor taste, you should've seen Kanye's R Kelly outfit.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  5. You best start believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner. Because I just pooped my pants

    By dancydrew,
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  6. My job doesn't provide traditional benefits, but there's one big perk to being a human dummy for a ventriloquist.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  7. God must have really had to scrape the mold off when he made you.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  8. First you take a piece of cheese...

    By kraftyDevil,
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  9. Welcome to Comedy Gang-Bang, the show where we beat you off with a schtick

    By kraftyDevil,   
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  10. if Ventolin's a tad intense please strengthen now lest you take offence when renting Quentin's tents in Ghent.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. I'm irate over this pie-rate, but this slice is pretty nice.

    By dhxlive,
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  12. Call the Realistic Party Line. Disingenuous girls are awaiting to chat (about you behind your back) now!

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. Keep it in your pants - a guide to where to store a pocket.

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. The power of love multiplied by hatred cubed equals your family dynamic this Thanksgiving.

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. All of the other reindeers used to laugh and trick him into pyramid schemes.

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. Little did you know, there is a correlation between brain size and IQ of about 0.35

    By UniversalLove,
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  17. Burps are food ghosts trying to reach heaven.

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. Guzzle the drinks, dingus. The flamingos won’t wait forever.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. Stick your hand into the jelly, and tell me it doesn’t feel like grandpa’s back fat.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. Lucky for you my first and middle names are Lucky. Lucky Lucky Hitler.

    By SpankeyMcDougal,
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  21. I may be ostracized for being ostrich-sized, but I'm no loon, so don't be a dodo or I'll get owly.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  22. Split peas on her pants and sleeves, I'd spill it on my mama from my mouth.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  23. I'm so tired of the media lobbing all these softball questions, and frankly, I can't wait for this softball tournament press conference to be over.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  24. Somewhat of an Oxy moron Goran never figured out which side of the pad to put against his face.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  25. So I took the road less traveled, and found myself lost and alone in the wild. Over the years...

    By ratingsjedi,
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