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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Pickle me this, has Jodie Foster ever played an imposter?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. Don't believe the hype, do believe the Skype, and watch out for that wascally wabbit, dagnabbit, force of habit.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  3. Is your refrigerator running a fever? Better go catch it a cold before your food gets warm!

    By Schnickpot,
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  4. Thunder is my only friend but lightning is my gentleman.

    By Schnickpot,
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  5. If babies are bald, why aren't they much, much older?

    By Schnickpot,
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  6. I'm big into fencing, but not the kind with swords, and not the kind with stolen goods, and not the chain link kind neither.

    By greazey_bob,
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  7. Foosball just hasn't been the same since I caught Doctor Octopus playing with himself.

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. Clammy hands caressed the ribs, and not all who wandered became lost, that is, except for the albino class ferret.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  9. I thrust trustee 3's in their trust trees with my busting tusk, b.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. Next time you’re having a bad day, just remember… Screech from Saved by the Bell has a giant schlong.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  11. By the power of Greyskull, I have the power…to just say no to drugs!

    By ratingsjedi,
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  12. Welcome to Comedy Fang! Fang! The show where we talk to interesting people and then bite them to death.​

    By ratingsjedi,
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  13. I’m pretty fly for a white guy, really fly for a really white guy.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  14. Fonzie first ate fondu in '52: while Korea knew no peace he sampled hot cheese

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. this roadside voter pride davy crockett nonprofit gourmet chocolate party rocket is now open for biscuits.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  16. Once allegations against Charlie Sheen start coming out, you'll know Hollywood has hit bottom.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  17. A cowardly cow herd heard word of bird turds on Aunt Gertrude’s worst fur girdle.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  18. Don Cheadle beetles and Nick Nolte rolly pollies? You had me at “Hello,” Mr. President.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. The Herald Angels are singing "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing" in the song "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing".

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  20. Barb sat lonely by the pool with the house to the west, darkness in all other directions. Barb, startled by a noise, goes east, she is eaten by a Grue

    By Frenchfries,
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  21. Blackbeard buried that booty but Brownbeard ate it.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. And as I looked out over the ocean, salty air blowing against my face, I thought, "Whelp, this boner ain't going to get rid of itself!".

    By Frenchfries,
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  23. Hand sanitizer on your feet? Oohhh you *are* a dirty boy, aren't you!

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  24. I hit rock bottom when he said "we screwed the pooch" but I couldn't remember fucking our dog. 12 steps later... i bought a cat.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  25. Better to be a Den Mother than no Mother at all.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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