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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "One last bender!" he pleaded at the air intervention his family had staged.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
    • 1 reply
    • 435 views

  2. Introducing Apple's new self-driving vacuum car, sponsored by Bart Simpson: the i-Car Roomba

    By Slapfish Dangerflannel,
    • 0 replies
    • 264 views

  3. Alright you savage Bang Bang Gang, get ready for another gut buster!

    By LittleSeanyBoy,
    • 0 replies
    • 537 views

  4. I know a doublecross when I see one, a triple shot espresso when I taste one and a single malt whiskey when it's running down my leg.

    By greazey_bob,
    • 0 replies
    • 549 views

  5. 22.86 Centimetres doesn't have the same ring to it. And that's why Trent Reznor went Imperial.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 323 views

  6. In Britain the band Smashing Pumpkins are just a bunch of guys who have some really great pumpkins.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 254 views

  7. The Gods mush be crazy! The craziest mush I ever tasted! Crazy, crazy mush, you gotta try it.

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 395 views

  8. Look, in all honesty, your mom forced me to give your grandmother’s ferret a juice rub down.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 343 views

  9. Hey Schrödinger, if you had ever actually put a cat in a box you would know it's easy to tell if it's alive or dead because it won't shut up.

    By GeneralPattonOswaldCoblepot,
    • 0 replies
    • 451 views

  10. Don't quit your DayQuil job, the one at the DayQuil factory you dirty NyQuil sucking sanguinista.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
    • 0 replies
    • 474 views

  11. I suffer from erectile dysfunction and am no longer capable of pleasuring my wife physically....IN BED!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 384 views

  12. Maybe it's just me, but for me, this Kevin Spacey stuff has really ruined that shower scene from American Beauty.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
    • 0 replies
    • 436 views

  13. Franklin. Delano. Roosevelt. You are in a BIG trouble, mister! Go upstairs and clean your room. You're grounded!

    By Mister Malaka,
    • 0 replies
    • 368 views

  14. Big dogs bombarded the brown farts before seeing Brillo pads baking in buttered cheek broth and butt cloth.

    By MondoMudbutt,
    • 0 replies
    • 346 views

  15. This is the strength test: grab your ankles, squeeze your cheeks and eat the cake in 3 seconds.

    By MondoMudbutt,
    • 0 replies
    • 325 views

  16. Anyone who tells you dreams don't come true clearly hasn't masturbated into an active volcano.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
    • 0 replies
    • 359 views

  17. Heroes don't always wear capes, and sometimes (ziiippp), they don't wear nothin' at all.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 385 views

  18. Scooting around with the scouts in town, was expecting a frown but I got downed by a clown.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 276 views

  19. Thanks to the new health & safety regulations joking around can no longer mean coking around during office hours. Thanks for understanding coke heads.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 404 views

  20. It's alliterate, not illiterate, but why would you say apt alligators ate acrimonious aardvarks?

    By Max Power,
    • 0 replies
    • 475 views

  21. Have I ever told you me deja vu joke? Because I feel like I have.

    By Jugs Knocker-Cans,
    • 0 replies
    • 274 views

  22. Loose comedy and stiff cocktails. Is that a shirt? That's my Monday. Now that's a shirt.

    By DatGing,   
    • 0 replies
    • 258 views

  23. Whether they are in fences or in bathroom stalls, welcome to the show where we talk about interesting peep-holes.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
    • 0 replies
    • 577 views

  24. Can a person binge watch the Purge trilogy?

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
    • 0 replies
    • 521 views

  25. Some Christians keep their virginity by only having sex in their Vonnebutt. So it goes.

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 411 views
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