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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Ok computer, show me Thom Yorke's buttcrack.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. That cardiac surgeon really tugged at my heartstrings

    By Pure Guava,
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  3. The new waffle iron lung makes late-stage emphysema delicious

    By Pure Guava,
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  4. Ooooh baby....If you don't leggo of my eggo soon you're going to choke-o on my yolk-o.

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. To the man with only a hammer, everything begins to look like a nail. To the man with only a putty knife, everything begins to look silly.

    By SpankeyMcDougal,
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  6. That's not a knife. THIS is a knife. Oops, no, sorry, this isn't a knife either. It's a spatula. We have a lot of things in common, what with the not

    By revengeofthesonofghostdad,
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  7. You parents own a go-cart track. What do you have to complain about, Gregg?!

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  8. Captain’s log, post-coital. Having narrowly escaped the Yomamma wormhole, sick bay is overwhelmed with reports of subspace cooties.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. “I do not know what I may appear to the podcast world, but to myself I seem to have been only like a farm boy playing in a corn field, and diverting m

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. You say catchphrase / I say tagline / let’s call the whole thing a steaming sack of corn casserole-stuffed pigeon niblets

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Dick punch Dick punch Dick punch Dick punch!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  12. Bad news travels fast, but not as fast as the burrito passed through my grandpa’s digestive system.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  13. Curiosity didn’t kill the cat—she got run over by a lawnmower.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  14. Witty Willard whittles lovely little wooden Wizards.

    By popandsicle,
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  15. Hey, mister, I don't mean to tell hails out of Zuul...

    By popandsicle,   
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  16. i miss the catchphrase bots work some of which quite pleased me

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. By all the laws of science and nature, bees should not be able to qualify for a home loan

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  18. Funnier than kiss kiss, more singing than chiddy chiddy.

    By GeneralPattonOswaldCoblepot,
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  19. The revolution will be televised, and my fast food meal will be supersized.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  20. Entry faucet. Toblerone tolerance, fiddle me. Can't suffice what ya can't see.

    By slimsalad,
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  21. Celtic pump. Gamma, mist? More like fetid sedation. Rewraps hartshorn. Felt harshly with natural-born papa custard.

    By slimsalad,
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  22. The time to strike was upon us. The fortress stood weaker than rice. I poked the fur of the burger liqueur and fed the pink penis some lice.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. The oldest trick in the book is probably when Ugg gave two Mastodon pelts to Muk-Gluk for a handjob

    By Pure Guava,
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  24. Generation XOXO are real slackers when it comes to hugs and kisses

    By Pure Guava,
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  25. Vulture Club do not really wanna hurt me, they really want to wait until I've died

    By Pure Guava,
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